Category: Russell Crowe

RZA Has Released A Statement Defending Russell Crowe

October 20, 2016 / Posted by:

Another voice has spoken up about the alleged moonshine-fueled messiness that happened in Russell Crowe’s room at the Beverly Hills Hotel last Saturday night. This time we’re hearing from the person responsible bringing human tornado Azealia Banks to Russell’s hotel room party, RZA. Shortly after the news broke of Russell and Azealia’s throwdown, sources were saying that RZA was corroborating Russell Crowe’s story that it was Azealia who was throwing around the n-word. RZA has released a statement on Facebook today confirming that, as well as his feelings on this whole situation. And not surprisingly, it sounds like he really regrets bringing Azealia Banks to that party.

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Azealia Banks Has More To Say About Her Hotel Fight With Russell Crowe

October 19, 2016 / Posted by:

While we’re waiting for the Beverly Hills Hotel’s security team to provide the receipts, let’s hear what more Azealia Banks has to add to her side of what went down in Russell Crowe’s hotel suite on Saturday night.

Azealia went off to The Sun and said at first, Russell was very sweet and flirty with her. She says he was smoking weed and drinking a cocktail of vodka, whisky, and moonshine and put his hand on her leg while calling her “beautiful. Then shit soured when Russell got up and another girl sat down. Azealia thinks it was his girlfriend. She claims the girlfriend informed her that Russell thought she was hot, to which Azealia replied, “I’m not here for that.” Azealia says Russell wasn’t so flirty after that.

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Russell Crowe And Azealia Banks Both Claim That Security Footage Will Clear Their Good Name

October 18, 2016 / Posted by:

When Russell Crowe and Azealia Banks ended up in the same hotel suite at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday night, it was bound to end one of two ways. Either they’d get into a spit-flying train wreck of a fight, or they’d realize that they’re both pus-filled rage demons who belong together and fall in love. The first one happened. Both Russell and Azealia agree that shit went down and she ended up getting kicked out of his hotel suite, but that’s the only thing they agree on. But TMZ says that security footage from the hotel may vindicate one of them.

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Azealia Banks Reportedly Got Kicked Out Of Russell Crowe’s Hotel Suite For Acting Like Azealia Banks (UPDATE)

October 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Yesterday, I saw the headlineAzealia Banks Alleges Physical Abuse at the Hands of Actor Russell Crowe” and it immediately activated the question mark maker inside of my head. My brain shot out a thousand Huhs?, Whats? and Hows? And the easy answer to all of those questions is: 2016!! 2016 keeps finding extremely creative ways to show us that it’s the corner where “mess” and “fuckery” meet.

In a now-deleted Facebook post, Azealia Banks claimed that noted phone thrower Russell Crowe choked her out, spit at her, called her the n-word and threw her out of his hotel suite. Multiple witnesses told TMZ that yes, Azealia was thrown out of Russell’s suite, but she was tossed through the door after she acted a mess and threatened to stab him and another guest in the froat. You mean to tell me that Russell Crowe and Azealia Banks were in the same room together and shit turned into a scene from a Bad Girls Club reunion. That’s surprising since Azealia and Russell have always been known to be reasonable and calm.

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Russell Crowe Got Into A Twitter Fight With Virgin Airlines Over A Hoverboard

December 29, 2015 / Posted by:

Well, now we know there’s at least one Christmas hoverboard out there that didn’t end up confiscated by an ER nurse or slowly melting into a flaming pile of motorized plastic.

Because hoverboards (which don’t actually hover, but WHATEVER) were this year’s Tickle Me Elmo or Totally Hair Barbie, the internet was filled with people bragging that Santa brought them Segue’s less-dorky cousin. Of course, that means there are also some people out there who woke up Christmas morning and found a knock-off hoverboard-style GlidePlank under their tree. (As someone who got Gobots in their stocking, I feel you). Anyway, all that matters is that Russell Crowe’s sons Tennyson and Charles are members of the hoverboard club, and Russell got all Russell Crowe-y when he found out that you can’t bring that shit on an airplane.

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Michael Jackson Prank Called Russell Crowe For Three Years

March 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Either Russell Crowe is telling the truth and he’s a useless shit for not recording those golden nuggets to later gift the world with or bitch did a lot of LSD.

The bearded Kiwi walrus did an interview with The Guardian to promote his directorial debut The Water Diviner and while talking to them about stuff, he told them that Michael Jackson used to prank call him for years. Russell Crowe punching the air while screaming “Crikey, he got me again!” after MJ crank called him is something I thought only existed in a fever dream.

“For two or three fucking years,” he says. “I never met him, never shook his hand, but he found out the name I stayed in hotels under, so it didn’t matter where I was, he’d ring up do this kind of thing, like you did when you were 10, you know. ‘Is Mr Wall there? Is Mrs Wall there? Are there any Walls there? Then what’s holding the roof up? Ha ha.’ You’re supposed to grow out of doing that, right?”

How did Michael Jackson find out what hotel Russell Crowe was staying at? (Possible answer: Detective La Toya can track down anyone!) If Russell was so annoyed by Michael Jackson’s prank calling, why didn’t he just check in with a different fake name? (Possible answer: Because Russell Crowe is in dim in the brains and was outsmarted by MJ over and over again!) How did Russell Crowe know it was Michael Jackson? (Possible answer: Because he’d always hear a bunch of giggling boys in the background.) Well, I guess when you’re Michael Jackson and the Jesus Juice is flowing during a slumber party at Neverland, you have fun by prank calling Russell Crowe. I can’t wait to hear other random stories about how MJ toilet papered Jean-Claude Van Damme’s house and poured Rice Krispies all over Anne Archer’s front lawn.

And this explains why Russell Crowe threw that hotel desk phone.

Here’s Russell with Olga Kurylenko at a photo call for The Water Diviner in Madrid the other day.

Pics: Wenn.com

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