Category: Runaway Bride
Open Post: Hosted By The Wedding Ultimatum From The Target Bride
As far as ambush marriage-shit goes, this is the absolute fucking worst. Like, worse than those public proposals which end in failure. A woman decided that enough was enough, and ambushed her fiancé at the Las Vegas Target he works at. She showed up in a wedding dress, brought along a bridesmaid, a pastor, and told him to marry her right there or they were over. But don’t worry, she wore a mask in the store. She’s not completely batshit.
Melania Trump Reportedly “Blindsided” By Stormy Daniels Revelations And Is Making Herself Scarce
Melania Trump isn’t your typical FLOTUS. She’s been over it since before it began. There’s a reason that body double story had legs, it confirmed what we already know about her: She don’t want to be there. And ever since the Stormy Daniels story broke, she’s been making herself scarcer than hen’s teeth (or equivalently folksy Slovenian proverb). And so, according to The New York Times, she did what any normal rich lady would do in the situation. She hopped on Air Force one headed to the spa for a mani-pedi.