Category: Rumorz

The Ex-Fiancé Of LeBron James’ Mother Says LeBron Is Beyoncé’s Side Piece 

June 13, 2018 / Posted by:

A plague of bees is coming, and they may be coming for LeBron James. There’s a man threatening to expose Lebron and Beyoncé as secret lovers. LeBron seems to stay relatively drama free off the court. Well, maybe relatively isn’t the right word to use. His closest relative, mom Gloria James, brings the drama like Steph Curry brings the dribbles? You guys know I’m sports deficient. There was a whole ass parade here in my hometown for The Warriors and I only knew because NPR told me that’s why traffic was jacked up.

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Miko Brando Calls Quincy Jones’ Comments About His Dad And Richard Pryor “Wrongful”

February 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Rain Pryor isn’t the only one pissed off at Quincy Jones for talking out of school about Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando doing the last horizontal tango in Hollywood. Miko Brando, Marlon’s eldest living son (and former HSOTW!) has told TMZ that Quincy is full of shit. But in a nice way.

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Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are Really, Really Done This Time

May 29, 2013 / Posted by:
Billy Ray Cyrus’ Taco Party Pack For One Party is officially a Taco Party Pack For Two Party, because Miley Cyrus is sitting on the kitchen counter right next to him, crying lonely tears into her Corn Pops and tacos. Because UsWeekly is co-signing Page Six’s claim that Miley and her piece of four years Liam Hemsworth are done forever. 

Liam’s brothers, Thor and the other one, supposedly intervened on his relationship in April, trying to convince him that the porcupine haired chipmunk was no good for him. (In other words, they screamed at him, “For the love of Odin, don’t bind us to that trash family forever!“) Miley and Liam briefly pressed pause on their wedding plans and Miley spent more intimate time with her bong than she did with Liam. Some source says that it’s officially, officially over now.

Everybody better board up their windows and brace themselves, because we all know what’s going to happen next. Miley is going to get with Justin Bieber, get knocked up and unleash a terrifying chimpunk-beaver hybrid on the world. Actually, don’t bother boarding up your windows, because chipmunk-beaver hybrids can chew through a piece of wood from a mile away. We’re all screwed.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Los Angeles, January Jones is doing this:

Score another one for January!


Rumer Willis Is A Model Now

January 12, 2011 / Posted by:

Today, nepotism smells like Molly McButter flakes, burnt aluminum foil, open finger sores from Photoshopping for hours and Badgley Mischka’s saliva on Demi Moore’s ass lips. Here’s Rumer Willis’ first ads as the new chin of Badgley Mischka! You know, Badgley and/or Mischka can say that they chose Rumer because she’s “a unique beauty” who “breathes new life into their brand”, but the real truth is that if she didn’t slide out of Demi Moore’s cooch, she wouldn’t have gotten the job. But Rumer is collecting a check and you know I’m a strong supporter of that, so….

I guess this means it won’t be long before Noah Cyrus is named as the new face of Frederick’s of Hollywood and one of JLo’s twins becomes Donatella Versace’s new muse.

Tater Head Works Fast

October 11, 2010 / Posted by:

To quote Jennifer Aniston, “I can’t get a man, but that bitch Tater Head can!” It was just two seconds ago that actor Micah 
Alberti stopped sucking on Rumer Willis’ chin full-time, and she’s already got another hot piece spreading his sour cream, bacon bits and chives all over her. Tater and Micah barely broke up a little over a week ago, but at party in Beverly Hills on Saturday night, she showed up with Glee’s Chord Overstreet and apparently the two were all over each other. Yup, he’s definitely got that “I can’t wait to fuck my butt with that hung chin” look in his eye.

Some source tells People that Chord was also on Rumer like Kirstie Alley at the Souplantation potato bar last weekend in Las Vegas, “Chord was flirtatious with Rumer. They had a 
lot of fun.

Even though this relationship is most likely a fresh load from a publicist’s dick, I still cannot condone it. When I look at Chord, I for some reason only see Justin from Queer as Folk. And when I think of Justin from Queer as Folk, I think of Brian Kinney’s face nuzzling between his sugar-free Twinkie nalgas. As it should be. So therefore, Chord’s butt cheeks are destined to marry a look-alike Brian Kinney face and I won’t except anything else!

Is Josh Steppin’ Out On Diane?

May 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Josh Brolin is one of those dudes that I always forget is an authentic and pure asshole. When I look at pictures of him the word “fucktard” doesn’t immediately jump out at me, but every now and again I’m reminded of his assholian ways. Like the time he allegedly got physical (and not in the Olivia Newton-John way) with Diane Lane. This was back in 2004 and Josh was arrested for domestic battery. Diane later dropped the charges and said it was all a misunderstanding. Well, Josh might be at it again. InTouch says that Josh was caught getting intimate with a woman who isn’t his wife.

On May 21st, Josh and some local broad named Melissa Green were partying at New Orlean’s Royal Street Inn. Josh is currently filming Jonah Hex down there. A witness-type said that after they finished boozing, Josh took Melissa to the movie’s set at 11:35 pm. They stuck around there for several hours and left together at 7:23 am. The witness added, “Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed.

InTouch offers up that picture on the left as PROOF! Yeah, I believe it. Although, it doesn’t look like he’s having an affair with a woman. It looks like he’s having an affair with a giant pole. He’s looking at it like he can’t wait to caress and embrace it.

Would Josh really cheat on Cherry Valance?! Didn’t he learn anything from Unfaithful? Cheating only leads to you getting hit over the head with a snow globe, rolled into a rug and stuffed into the truck of a car. Your body will spend the rest of eternity in front of a traffic light.

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