Category: Rose Hanbury
So This Is Why #PrinceOfPegging Was Trending….
#PrinceOfPegging was trending yesterday and if you clicked on that hashtag, you probably got the WTF image of Prince William’s b-hole twitching in excitement every time his eyes land on a royal scepter. Because speculation spread that Prince William spreads for those royal butt cheeks for some pegging action, which is when someone dons a strap-on to butt fuck someone else. The rumor didn’t come up after Prince William pulled a Madonna and Guy Ritchie, and was spotted leaving a sex store with a mighty Purple Penetretator in his shopping bag. No, the speculation started over a not-so-blind-item that DeuxMoi posted. Yup, so it’s 100% legit! And the royal pegging rumor is by far the LEAST GROSS sexual thing they’ve allegedly done. Let the prince get pegged if that’s what he wants, but that’s not the scandalous part. The scandalous part is that the blind item alleges that the royal in question doesn’t get into pegging with his wife but with his side piece instead.
The Rumors About Rose Hanbury Hurt Duchess Kate And Prince William’s Marriage
Prince William and Duchess Kate are as close as we can get to a real-life version of The Heart Family. But as we all know, The Royal Heart Family recently experienced a dramatic cheating scandal when it was rumored that Prince William cheated with Duchess Kate’s best friend, The Marchioness of Cholmondeley, Rose Hanbury, who is married to the Marquess of Cholmondeley but has been photographed without her wedding ring on. Prince William’s lawyers got involved, saying it didn’t happen. Duchess Kate’s also got involved, saying any story about her icing out her best friend is a lie.
Regardless of what the truth is, Us Weekly claims that Duchess Kate hates that it’s all out there, and it’s really made things awkward.
Duchess Kate’s Ex-Best Friend Rose Hanbury Has Been Seen Without Her Wedding Ring On
It’s 7:00, Saturday morning. A phone buzzes on a nightstand. Prince Harry rolls over, picks up his phone, and reads the following text from his brother:
“Hi mate. I know you think I’m a bit of a wanker right now (the feeling is mutual, you ginger knob!), but but would you mind if I came over and hid out at your place for a while? I’d just…rather not be at my house when Kate reads the news this morning.”
That’s the fantasy I’ve cobbled together in my head, and I’m sure it’s no where near the truth. But at the very least, I’m still picturing some awkward slinking around the palace over the weekend. Because The Daily Mail reports that Rose Hanbury, Duchess Kate’s possibly-estranged best friend and Prince William’s alleged other woman, has been seen without her wedding ring on.
Prince Williams’ Lawyers Are Trying To Stop The Rumor That He Had An Affair With Duchess Kate’s Best Friend
Hey pathetic commoners, hold on to your fascinator, clutch those pearls, and clench the ruby butt plug! What started as a little royal spat between Duchess Kate and her (former) bff, Rose Hanbury, has morphed into a full blown royal mess that the royal lawyers have to try to clean up.