Director Roman Polanski pled no contest to raping a 13-year-old girl in 1977, and then fled the country when it looked like he was going to have to serve some Subway Jared-level jail time. Now, Roman wants to sashay back into the States, spend a couple of nights at an upscale fantasy prison in Malibu, and then be done with it.
Unfortunately for Rosemary’s babydaddy, that’s not how raping an underage girl works here in America. Prosecutors have informed Roman that no deals will be made for a brief prison stay and he needs to get his ass back here for a hearing tomorrow to find out what’s going to happen to him.
Roman Polanski pleaded no contest to raping and drugging a 13-year-old girl in 1977, and the story goes that he struck a plea bargain with prosecutors that would require him to serve only 48 days in prison. Yes, only 48 days for anally raping a child. Subway Jared wishes.
Roman’s lawyers claim that the judge in the case, Judge Laurence Rittenband, signed off on that deal. Roman served 42 days, and when he got out of the clink in Chino, CA, he learned that Judge Laurence’s mind had changed. Judge Laurence told prosecutors that he wanted Roman to serve 50 years in prison. PedoBear’s second favorite director, after Woody Allen, didn’t want to spend most of his life in prison, so a day before sentencing in 1978, he busted out of the U.S. and headed for Europe.
He was living free in Europe until 2009, when he was arrested in Switzerland and lived under house arrest for almost a year while fighting extradition to the U.S. The Swiss government eventually rejected the U.S.’s extradition request and set him free. And now Roman is sick of being a fugitive and wants to come back to the U.S. to prove that the late Judge Lawrence wronged him. I hope you keep a box of Kleenex on your desk, because I’m sure you’ll need to wipe that tear that trickled down your cheek after reading about the woe of being poor Roman Polanski.