The Las Vegas Review-Journal brings us the sad news that extremely charming Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous host Robin Leach has died at the age of 76. This is also terribly sad news for Saint Peter, who was most likely demoted from his position as the gatekeeper of Heaven and replaced with Robin the second he arrived. Because who better to announce one’s arrival in the ultimate paradise than Robin Leach?
Last month, J. Harvey posted about the further artistic expressions of Britney Spearscasso when he shared a Twatter video of her letting the spirits of the masters (Monet, Van Gogh, Bob Ross, etc…) run through her body to her fingers. While wearing the exact same paintin’ makin’ ensemble that Cézanne wore (shorty shorts, a baggy shirt that has been splattered with paint by her assistants to make it look like she’s been working hard and two push-up bras that suffocated her CheeCheetos), Britney gracefully painted a one-of-a-kind masterpiece. That painting is complete and is now hanging over the toilet in Robin Leach’s powder room, probably.