Category: Robert Pattinson
Michael Keaton Will Reportedly Return As Batman, Eventually Replacing Ben Affleck
How many Batmen are too many Batmen? Is it thee Batmen, four? Eight?! Safe to say, we’ve already crossed over the threshold of an ideal density of Batmen in America. The burden of Batmen is too damn high! As such, the revelation that Michael Keaton will be returning as Batman, eventually replacing Ben Affleck, the DCEU’s 2nd most reluctant Batperson after Robert Pattinson, should come as a relief. But while it’s not a net gain, Keaton returning brings the total number of Batmen currently in play to three, which I’m afraid is two too many by any metric.
Robert Pattinson Is Reportedly Ready To Quit “The Batman” Because Director Matt Reeves Is Making Him Work Too Hard
I know things are bad right now, but have you stopped for a minute to consider how much worse they could be should Robert Pattinson become jaded? It’s a fate too horrible to bear yet the rigors of dressing up in a rubber suit and mumbling dialog as The Batman under the relentless command of his director Matt Reeves, might just be what pushes Robert, and therefore all of us, to the brink. According to The Sun (via Cosmic Book News), Matt is a “control freak” and Robert “has been pushed to his breaking point” as a result. And here I thought he had already lost his shit when he was freebasing pasta using a tin foil and a microwave. But that it seems was merely an appetizer to the patty-meltdown that was to come.
Open Post: Hosted By Zoe Kravitz As Selina Kyle/Catwoman
The Batman is the newest iteration of Batman which we didn’t need but Hollywood is going to give it to us anyway. Robert Pattinson is somehow a broodier (read: greasier and Emo-ier) Bruce Wayne/Batman, Zoe Kravitz is the new Catwoman, and Colin Farrell is The Penguin. We got a teaser trailer that showed us a glimpse of the characters but since it’s still filming, paparazzi were able to catch pictures of them including Zoe as Selina Kyle/Catwoman and I can already tell that Yandy.com is going to make at least five hundred versions of Zoe’s costume for Halloween. Continue reading
A COVID-Positive Robert Pattinson Was Seen Kissing Suki Waterhouse In A Park
If there has ever been a use for the tag “Love In The Time Of Corona,” this is it. Because the clock has barely done any ticking since we learned that Robert Pattinson reportedly tested positive for COVID-19. And now we’re seeing plenty of pictures of Robert and his girlfriend Suki Waterhouse engaging in a mask-wearing make-out session in a London park.
And Now We’re Hearing That Even Batman Has Coronavirus
The Batman started filming in January, but because of COVID-19, the pause button was pressed on filming in March. Filming started up again just a few days ago in England, but well, coronavirus let every Batman villain know to have a damn seat and let a real demon monster wreak havoc, because Vanity Fair says that production has stopped again and this time it’s because Robert Pattinson caught COVID-19. First, Black Adam and now Batman?! Corona is coming for the DC superheroes. Wonder Woman better stop organizing her follow-up to Imagine and throw every mask on her face before soaking in a tub of Purell while holding onto her shield of protection.
Here’s The First Look At Robert Pattinson’s Emo Batman
Yesterday, the first leg of DC FanDome (kinda like Comic-Con but only for DC comics) was presented virtually, and despite people not being able to dress up and nerd out in person, the event made plenty of DC nerds stir in the nether regions. This part of the event (part 2 follows on September 12) featured online panels, fan art, cosplay, and special events for kids. But the real attraction was a bunch of long-awaited DC-themed premiers and sneak peeks, including Robert Pattinson as Batman in Matt Reeves‘ The Batman (they certainly didn’t spend all of that delayed quarantine time working on that title).