Category: Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson Acknowledged Those Ridiculous Trump Tweets From 2012

August 12, 2017 / Posted by:

As you’re probably aware, when Donald Trump isn’t engaged in terrifying nuclear dick-measuring competitions with equally jackhole dictators, he likes to tweet. This isn’t a new thing. He’s has had his stubby little fingers all over the Twitter bird for some time now. (There’s hotlines you can call, Twitter Bird.) Case in point – Trump’s bizarre 2012 Twitter meltdown over Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s break-up. Trump begged Robert to dump the sullen cheatin’ chick in several tweets. (And get with him? It was never really clear.) In an interview that RPattz did with Entertainment Weekly, those tweets were brought up and he was all philosophical about it. Which is annoying because you wish he’d be “yeah, dude’s round-the-bend nuts.” But deep-thinking sparklepires gotta be deep-thinking sparklepires, I guess. And, hey, this interview didn’t broach the subject of jerking off dogs. So that’s a plus. Continue reading

FKA Twigs Was Papped Getting “Cozy” With A Model Piece In Ibiza

August 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Robert Pattinson gave Twi-hards a boner the other day when Howard Stern asked him if he was still engaged to FKA Twigs, and he replied, “Yeah, kind of.” Nobody checked to see if Kristen Stewart, while soaking in the lady pond, replied, “Don’t even think about it.” Nothing would give those fanged fans greater glee than seeing the reboot of Edward and Bella, even if Bella is into poon and Edward is into… bad haircuts and rank-ass movies. FKA apparently took Rob’s maybe-maybe-not engagement chatter as the green light to paw up on another piece. Continue reading

Robert Pattinson And FKA Twigs Might Be Cooling Off

August 8, 2017 / Posted by:

If this isn’t a post fit for the “Well Well Well” tag, then I don’t know what is. Remember way back to yesterday, when we were reporting the scandalous news that Katy Perry was spotted sitting next to Robert Pattinson at dinner? Sorry – canoodling over noodles (get it right, Allison). And it was fine and not suspicious at all because Katy and Robert are just friends, and also he’s “kind of” engaged to FKA Twigs? Here’s the part where we all start thinking: “Shoot, maybe that seating choice was more scandalous than we thought.

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Katy Perry And Robert Pattinson Sat Next To Each Other, What Could It Mean?!?

August 7, 2017 / Posted by:

On Saturday night, Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson were seen having dinner at the Sunset Towers Hotel. Katy Perry is reportedly single. Robert Pattinson is reportedly “kind of ” engaged to FKA Twigs. That’s fine, who doesn’t eat dinner with people they’re not (abstractly) attached to? But they were photographed sitting closely beside each other. Okay, well that’s fine. There’s no law against sitting next to someone you aren’t in a relationship with! Although something tells me the following picture and accompanying shamefully punny caption won’t do much to kill any suspicions.

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Robert Pattinson Now Says That He Wasn’t Asked To Give A Dog A Handie

August 5, 2017 / Posted by:

That suit makes him look like he gave someone a handie. Robert Pattinson says that he was kidding when he told Jimmy Kimmel that he refused to jerk off a pooch on the set of Good Time. Well, that’s good to know. Because, unless you’re an animal breeder or a veterinarian, you should let the dogs ruin their own eyesight, if you get what I’m sayin’. (Do dogs do that? Someone risk an alarming browser history and look it up.) I’m not sure what kind of dark web bullshit your movie is when you’re asking the actors to jerk off dogs, but it sure doesn’t sound like the sort of movie you’re going to see Meryl Streep in.

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