The family that posts nudes of their exes without permission stays together, or something.
O.J. Simpson’s Dick fan club president Tokyo Toni (given name Shalana Hunter) had a warrant put out for her arrest on Friday and was charged yesterday with harassment, posting revenge porn and two counts of stalking. As the more learned among you are aware, Tokyo Toni owns the womb out of which Kardashian favorite Blac Chyna sashayed. Blac Chyna is currently suing her ex, socklord and Eeyore impersonator Rob Kardashian, for posting revenge porn of her. Toni and Rob are apparently two reasons why A) you make sure your nudes NEVER show your face and B) you always close your sex partner’s laptop before you begin.
When Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian finally settled their dramatic custody battle over their daughter Dream last month, it was reported that she was coming hard for that Kardashian cash. Chyna wanted $50,000 a month in child support. Rob, on the other hand, was angling for $10,000 a month. TMZ says they agreed on $20,000.
Ah, t’was a more innocent time for Rob Kardashian and his little sister Kylie Jenner. A time before lip kits and surgeries and getting revenge-scammed by a former stripper-turned-succubus named Blac Chyna. At least that’s what lawyers for Rob and Kylie are alleging. So much for Rob and Chyna playing nice for the sake of their daughter Dream.
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna have been feuding over their 10-month-old daughter Dream since March. It has been messier than Kim in skanky Ursula cosplay. TMZ says the clouds have parted and Rob and Chyna are officially done fighting over custody.
Someone’s impatient and not willing to wait for a ruling! Slothful socks manufacturer Rob Kardashian and his plucky stripper ex Blac Chyna are currently brawling over property, money, and custody of Dream Kardashian, aka “2017’s Least Envied Baby.” Rob recently transitioned from a career in torture porn (meaning any television shows/paparazzi shots/social media posts featuring this gruesome twosome) to revenge porn when he posted explicit pics of Blac without her permission. This skank move might have been the motivation for Blac to allegedly try and leave a lawyer’s office in Rob’s Range Rover. Without his consent. Continue reading
And by “MVP” I of course mean Most Valuable Pole-dancer. It wasn’t that long ago when we all rolled our eyes at the torture porn that was Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian’s attention fueled relationship (brought to you by the letters P, M and K). Fortunately for us all, that shit came to an end last month. However, they still have a child to raise for another two decades. And when it comes to eight-month-old Dream, Rob. You ARE the father (that makes less money).