No, not Khloe Kardashian. Wouldn’t that be a nauseating twist in the Kardashian Koven Khronicle? Another one. TMZ reports that Kylie Jenner’s ex-boyfriend Tyga was once married to Jordan Craig, who shares a child with Khloe’s cheating ex Tristan Thompson. Please keep in mind that Tyga also has a kid with Rob Kardashian’s ex Blac Chyna. These people need a new goddamn dating pool. One of their kids is going to be born with an extra eye or limb or something.
Blac Chyna needs to change her name to Broke Chyna because not only has she lost her kash-kow payments from Rob Kardashian (or Rob’s mom, I should say) and now has to fully sustain her lifestyle and income on FlatTummy Tea and skin bleach, she is now getting sued for not paying rent.
Blac Chyna and failed sock mogul Rob Kardashian have been fighting over custody and child support for months, and it looked liked they settled the mess by the end of last month. There wasn’t much info at the time, and I’m sure we all couldn’t wait to hear every last detail of what made these two idiots rub their last brain cells together and come up with a plan, but now TMZ has all the tea. And Chyna’s glass is bitter AF. It’s not looking good for Chyna in terms of her ca$$$$hing in on the Koven. It’s seems that the Kardashian Gravy Train will no longer be pulling it’s fat ass into Blac Chyna Station as Rob is going to be paying Blac Chyna a whopping $0 in monthly child support.
First, Madonna and Lady Gaga played nice on Oscars night, and now it seems like Blac Chyna andRob Kardashian are waving white flags in their custody and child support battle over their daughter, Dream. Who’s next?! Khloe Kardashian and Jordyn Whatshername– yeah, we probably need to wait a few seasons for that one. After months of verbal and maybe-physical altercations, Rob and Chyna were suddenly nice to each other today on social media. No, that doesn’t mean they’re aiming for a new reality show – they’ve reached a custody arrangement, and shit-talking is a huge no-no under the new court-ordered rules.
Why does this make no sense but also makes complete sense? Blac Chyna is now “dating” rapper/entrepreneur, Soulja Boy. You may be confused since it was just a few weeks ago she was dating some rapper named Kid Buu and then had the police called on them for fighting in Hawaii. Chyna moves quick, it seems, and her next target is Soulja Boy.
It’s only January and Blac Chyna has already been acting a fool pretty much all month, which is a great thing to do while you’re in the middle of a custody battle. Cops have swung by to check on her, not once, but twice. Then this week, she got into a fight with her newest piece of violent dick Kid Buu in Hawaii, all while neglecting to tell the father of her child Rob Kardashian that she was going out of town. Chyna probably believes she’s living her best life but everyone else is face palming and looking at Rob like ,”Damn homie.” People reports that the rest of Rob’s family is sick of Chyna’s shit as well and have been helping Rob with Dream, especially his mother Kris Jenner who he’s currently living with.