Category: Rob Kardashian

Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Might Be Together Again

June 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Almost four months ago, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian tried to keep people interested in their ongoing drama by getting into a messy custody fight over their 7-month-old daughter Dream. A month later they briefly got together. No one really cared that much. A month after that, sources told E! News that they were trying to get along and co-parent for the sake of Dream. The world shrugged. Now a month later, they’re trying to get people to pay attention to them again by getting back together.

Chyna and Rob’s attention-based relationship is reportedly back on and the two spent Father’s Day (or as Rob calls it “Oh yeah, I’m somebody’s father“) at Disneyland together. According to TMZ, their trip to the happiest place on Earth wasn’t an isolated incident. TMZ says that Rob showed up at Chyna’s house last week, and he hasn’t left. Chyna and Rob’s rekindled romance includes going on hikes, having BBQs with friends and family, and a pool party. Chyna went all out for Father’s Day, getting Rob a Louis Vuitton bag, sneakers, and blue and white roses with Rs on them. TMZ’s source claims that this recent development has nothing to do with the allegedly-not-happening second season of Rob & Chyna. Okay, sure.

Someone (a worried about her cut Kris Jenner) must have finally realized that it’s much better for their collective bank accounts for Chyna and Rob to be together. Getting paid to advertise Lyft discount codes and leg wax on Instagram must only be so lucrative.

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Rob Kardashian And Blac Chyna Won’t Go Away

May 1, 2017 / Posted by:

Can someone please pass me the nearest can of “Bitch Be Gone!,” because there are two bitches I need gone immediately. It appears that people still care about world renowned black sheep Rob Kardashian and his always elegant baby mom Blac Chyna (better known as Nevah B.A. Kardashian around the family dinner table), because they keep reminding us that they’re still around, trying to work shit out. In their latest attempt in keeping their names fresher than the collagen in Kylie’s lips, they’re now throwing their five month old daughter, Dream, into the mix.

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Kris Jenner Is Still Pimpin’

April 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Kris Jenner is the patron saint of bad mothers. She is so bad, that Dina Lohan probably lets out a wet burp while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians before turning to her kids and yelling  “At least I ain’t that bitch!”.

Now the rest of the world is finally ready to chuck Pimp Mama Kris and her stable of famewhores into the nearest dumpster next to the used condoms where they belong, because ratings for the show have been rapidly declining. It also doesn’t help that the romance between her son, Rob Kardashian, and the always elegant former Twerk Consultant, Blac Chyna, is on life support. What’s a pimp to do? Well, she’s decided to toss a couple dollars at Blac Chyna to make her stay with Rob! And since Chyna is used to having money thrown at her, it’s a totally acceptable and reasonable proposition.

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Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian Reunite For Some Attention

April 2, 2017 / Posted by:

Yesterday (in what I was hoping was the worse April Fool’s Day prank of life), it appeared that former lap dance associate Blac Chyna and sock magnate Rob Kardashian were trying to work through their differences after last month’s unnecessary drama. And, of course, by “work through their differences,” I mean get as much attention as possible to please their boss, Kris Jenner. Man, I tell you, Pimp Mama Kris be puttin’ in overtime with her pimping. She never misses an opportunity to have her employees shake and shimmy for the cameras.  Continue reading

Tyga And Rob Kardashian Might Have Joined Forces To Take Down Blac Chyna

March 30, 2017 / Posted by:

I don’t know for sure if that’s Blac Chyna’s face when she’s plotting her next diabolical move, but it seems like a completely appropriate reaction to the latest development in her fight against Tyga and Rob Kardashian.

Earlier this month, Chyna and Rob found themselves in the middle of an ugly custody battle. Most people don’t have the energy for one messy battle, but since Chyna thrives on drama, she’s gotten into a second one with Tyga. Chyna dragged Tyga on Snapchat, alleging he doesn’t pay child support. Now TMZ is saying that Chyna is afraid her kids’ fathers are teaming up to take her down. Don’t take it personally, Chyna – I’m sure they’re just taking orders from Pimp Mama Kris.

Sources tell TMZ that Tyga and Rob became close after Rob and Chyna’s relationship imploded. She now believes they’re ganging up and spreading lies about her. One such lie she heard was from Tyga. Sources say he was allegedly blabbing to his friends that Chyna called him recently and wanted to get back together.

TMZ says Chyna flipped out because that statement is about as real as her ass. She and Tyga rarely talk, and the only reason she called him was to demand he pay the nannies for their son, King. Tyga apparently misinterpreted the phone call and thought she wanted to talk about more than nannies (wink wink). Oh please, Tyga – YOU WISH. Literally the only reason anyone would call Tyga is to ask where their money is.

Here’s Tyga looking like a colorblind child who got dressed all by themselves while out shopping in Beverly Hills yesterday with Scott Disick.

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Kris Jenner Is Ready To Break Blac Chyna

March 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Kris Jenner, the Shonda Rhimes of reality television (she’s a master when it comes to plotting), is prepping for a battle with Blac Chyna.

Since Chyna and Rob Kardashian aren’t together, it was time to cue the requisite custody battle for their daughter, Dream. Chyna, one of the more prominent visitors from “the world of the pole” (thanks again, Wendy Williams), reportedly doesn’t want dual custody with the E! channel’s version of Eeyore. Speaking of Disney, People says that the prototype for every single one of their villainesses is ready to help her frumpy son get what’s his.

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