Category: Rita Ora

Cheryl And Liam Payne Responded To The Break-Up Rumors By Doing The BRIT Awards Together 

February 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Nothing sells tabloids in England like transcripts of a wire-tapped phone conversation of the Royal Family or Cheryl Cole breakup rumors (what will her next last name be?!), but the latest round of relationship-on-the-rocks reports may be false…or at least not ready to be announced until some financial settlement is made. Cheryl was rumored to be in “crisis talks” with the father of her baby Liam Payne, and it wasn’t just a crisis of some of the fug fashion he rocks on Instagram. While the word was they were oh-so-close to breaking up, they both arrived to the red carpet of the BRIT Awards tonight in London looking like their usual Mrs. Robinson-and-boytoy selves. Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By Rita Ora Giving You Intergalactic Bordello Madam

January 28, 2018 / Posted by:

When you’re a question mark’s favorite pop singer and people regularly mistake you for the wall, you have to pull some shit to make people pay attention to you. Like dress yourself up as a Miss Kitty from the future who just got jumped by a gang of silkie chickens.

Clive Davis threw his annual pre-Grammy party in NYC last night, and many of the guests decided to save their better dresses for tonight’s Grammys (although, they should really just wear pajamas with an attached pillow and duvet cover, because that shit is going to be three and a half fucking hours long). Because most of them wore boring dresses bought off the rack at Macy’s (Taryn Manning’s impact!), but not Rita Ora.

Rita Ora threw feathers, fringe, bows, rhinestone and whatever else that was on sale at Michael’s onto her body. Rita looks like she just came from auditioning for the Thandie Newton role in a no-budget unauthorized Public Access reboot of Westworld that takes place way off in the future and will eventually get shut down after HBO sues. Rita is also dressed like a look-for-less Kartrashian, which is saying a lot since the Kartrashians dress like look-for-less Kartrashians.

And here’s a million more pictures from Clive Davis’ party, including Kathie Lee Gifford (who I hope wins, via write-in vote, the Best Song Grammy tonight for He Saw Jesus) and Martha Stewart, whose dogs are probably nervous that she’s going to skin and wear their asses next.

Pics: Wenn.com

Rita Ora Caused A Brouhaha By Posting A “A Date Night” Picture With Conor McGregor

December 6, 2017 / Posted by:

Rita Ora (oh, come on guys. You know who Ria Ora is by now! Don’t play dumb. She’s the blondish British lady who’s a singer or a model or a spokesmodel or a spokes-singer or something and who is always presenting or performing at at some awards show or another? She hosted Boy Band? And that last terrible season of ANTM? Always wears red lipstick? Yes, HER!) played herself by posting a picture of herself and Irish boxer Conor McGregor looking cozy at the Fashion Awards in London. Not a big deal but she captioned the photo “date night” and that ain’t her man.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Judges Of “The Voice Of Germany” Having A “Who?” Moment While Watching Rita Ora Audition

November 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Question mark’s favorite singer Rita Ora went on The Voice of Germany to push her second album, which will be released the day after never exclusively in Neverland, and the producers thought it would be a real cute gimmick for her to do a blind audition. The audition was so blind that even when the judges took off their blindfolds (read: turned their chairs around), they still didn’t know who the hell they were looking at. ONTD posted this clip and said, “Even after turning around, the judges didn’t seem to recognize her.” I thought they were exaggerating, but then I watched the clip and a couple of judges do give the same confused face my dad would give me if I ran up to him today and said, “Dad! It’s me, your son Michael!”

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All The Fashion Foolery From The MTV EMAs

November 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Last night the MTV European Music Awards AKA “The Who Dats” were held at Wembley Arena in London. While you might not recognize most of the names and faces of the attendees in the gallery below, what they lack in universal recognition they more than make up for in European je Ne sais quoi with their looks (see: Petite Meller, above). However, some familiar names creamed their way to the top of the list of notable looks that make make no damn sense in any language.

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A Flight Attendant Is Out Of A Job Because Of Rita Ora

August 29, 2017 / Posted by:

I know, she can barely move the Billboard needle, so how in the hell is she accomplishing feats of job termination? Well, it’s not in the way you’re probably thinking.

The Sun claims Rita Ora was on a Virgin Atlantic flight from London to Los Angeles, and apparently she was such a presence that the skies were VERY friendly that day. A flight attendant named Charlotte Whittingham served Rita on the flight and later gushed about it to her girlfriend. She said Rita was “flawless,” “gorgeous,” and was reminiscent of a “beautiful oil painting.” Charlotte, where were you during contract negotiation time when VH1 gave ol’ Rita the heave-ho in favor of the return of Tyra Banks for the next season of America’s Next Top Model? Continue reading

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