Category: RIP The Wig Industry
Open Post: Hosted By Tyler Perry Defending The Wigs On His Series “Sistas”
If you’ve been watching Tyler Perry‘s BET series, Sistas, then you know that Tyler has been doing his same old thing and not only creating insane melodrama which has people ignoring the plot holes left and right but also wondering “What the fuck kind of pitiful wig budget does this man have?!” Well, Tyler is tired of listening to you complain about the show’s wigs! And he’s commented on the long-running joke telling the people “stop talking about hair to me, please.” But as long as his wigs make Wendy Williams’s wigs look like Beyoncé’s, then I will personally never let him rest!
It’s The End Of A Roadkill Wig Era
The next time you’re driving along and spot a poor dead raccoon on the side of the road, you can no longer assume that Sea Org minions from Scientology will soon be by to scoop the creature up and give it a new home on top of John Travolta’s head. Because John Travolta made a devastating announcement that knocked the lace front right off of my dome. John says that he’s embracing his new bald head, which means he’s done with lace fronts for now, which means two sad things are happening: 1. His skinned-dog wigs are now all lonely in his wig closet. 2. The Thetans on top of his head are screaming for a parka because they’re cold as wet shit.