Category: Rick Salomon

Conrad Hilton Allegedly Broke Into E.G. Daily’s House After Stealing Her Ex-Husband’s Car

May 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Wait, what? Let’s set the scene.

Conrad Hilton is Paris Hilton’s little brother, and about as entitled and odious as a shithead rich kid could ever hope to be. E.G. Daily was “Dottie” in Pee-Wee Herman’s Big Adventure. E.G.’s daughter, Hunter Salomon, is Conrad’s ex-girlfriend.

TMZ says that Conrad was arrested for reportedly trying to break into her house (again) at 4 AM, Saturday morning. He was also allegedly charged with grand theft auto for stealing E.G.’s ex-husband and Hunter’s dad Rick Salomon’s Bentley from HIS house before the break-in. Yes, that’s the Rick Salomon who starred in the proto-Kardashian sex tape with Paris Hilton. These two families need to move to opposite coasts because they are way too close and none of this sounds healthy.

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Pamela Anderson Says That Being Married To Rick Salomon Made Her Look 20 Years Older

May 10, 2016 / Posted by:

Pamela Anderson is an ageless all-natural beauty with a face that is completely immune to the laws of space and time. Take the picture above, for example. I don’t know how old that woman is, but it’s completely irrelevant. All that matters is that she looks like the kind of gorgeous expensive Persian cat that should be on packages of toilet paper and fancy cans of cat food. But according to Pamela Anderson, there was a time when she looked old, and it was when she was married to Rick Salomon.

Pammy spoke to W magazine to promote a short film called Connected, in which she plays a woman feeling insecure about aging. Pamela shot Connected shortly after she quit her messy marriage to Rick Salomon for the second time. Apparently being married to Rick Salomon really helped her get into character.

“I look back at pictures of myself when I was in this awful relationship, and I looked 20 years older. I know it sounds like a cliché, but happiness has a lot to do with beauty. Calm, peacefulness and not-constant stress are very, very important to feeling beautiful and confident. And that comes across whether you’re wearing makeup or not. I remember looking in the mirror during filming and saying, ‘Who is this person? How did I let myself get to this place?'”

I shudder to think that Pamela would ever believe she looked anything less than perfect, but she’s not exactly wrong about that whole “looking 20 years older” thing. Although it’s not really her fault. In almost every picture of Pam and Rick together, Rick is dressed like the 19-year-old manager of a E-Liquid store who got busted dealing fake Adderall and stealing vape pens. So of course Pam looks 20 years older by comparison.

Pic: Wenn.com

Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon Are Officially Divorced For The Second Time

April 29, 2015 / Posted by:

TMZ says that earlier today, Pamela Anderson became Rick Salomon’s ex-wife for a second time. In a perfect world, I’d be reporting that Pamela was awarded $18 billion just for being a gorgeous living legend, but that didn’t happen. TMZ says Pamela walked away with $1 million. Rick on the other hand, left court knowing he wouldn’t have to pay back taxes on his $40 million Vegas poker winnings. Pammy was reportedly challenging his Nevada residency, but now she’s not.

Pam and Rick got married for a second time back in January 2014, and it didn’t take long for things to get messy. Pam first filed walking papers 6 months into their marriage, but she had a change of heart and they stuck it out for another 7 months. That’s when Rick and Pam really got into it: Rick accused Pam of “defrauding” him into a second marriage and kidnapping his daughter’s dog Bumblebee. Pam publicly hissed that he was bad at fucking and took out a restraining order. Shockingly, they were both self-aware enough to realize they were behaving like dramatic fools and released this joint statement:

“Public divorces can be harsh and cruel – we apologize to our families and friends for any hurt and embarrassment we have caused-we have come to an amicable agreement and are moving on. There are private and personal family sensitivities to consider and we retract any hurtful comments made in haste and distaste. We wish each other and our families well.”

Even though I knew this day was coming, I still couldn’t prepare myself for how sad it would be. When an ageless Canadian-American croissant and a trucker hat-wearing poker bro can’t make it work a second time, what hope do the rest of us have? Excuse me, I think I need a tissue.

Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon’s Divorce Is Getting Dramatic

February 20, 2015 / Posted by:

At least it sounds like they’re going to go through with it this time (silver lining?). A little over a week ago, Canadian-American princess Pamela Anderson gave her former third ex-husband and current husband Rick Salomon an early Valentine’s Day present by writing his name all over a pile of divorce papers and filing them down at the I Quit You Courthouse. And just like 99.9% of Hollywood Divorces (and 100% of Pam’s), it’s getting messy.

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Pamela Anderson Has Filed For Divorce From Rick Salomon Again

February 12, 2015 / Posted by:

Okay, true love is truly dead this time. TMZ says that ageless Canadian dogwood blossom Pamela Anderson has once again gone and filed for divorce from her former third ex-husband/current husband Rick Salomon. This will be the 1st time this year, the 2nd time this decade, and the 3rd time overall that Pammy has quit Rick’s ass. Maybe it will stick this time? Yeah, it’s probably best not to put any money on that. But if it does stick, that means Rick will be Pam’s third and fourth ex-husband. Somewhere in an emerald-encrusted sunroom in Heaven, Elizabeth Taylor just gave Pam a thumbs up.

The last time Pam filed for divorce from Rick Salomon (aka the Ray J to Paris Hilton’s Kim Kardashian) was back in July, but she changed her mind 3 weeks later, and they went on vacation instead. So who knows what will happen three weeks from now, but if I were Pam’s travel agent, I’d keep my schedule clear, just in case. And yes, Pam would totally still use a travel agent. Pam is old school and classy like that.

TMZ says that Pam filed papers on Wednesday and is seeking spousal support from Rick. Which is a good idea, because he’s got that poker cash. Get it girl, get that money! Then I hope she takes some of that money and books an appointment with a nose doctor who works exclusively with people whose sense of smell is all fucked up, because she needs to regain the ability to sniff out a douche. Bitch has been sniffing up the wrong dick for years!

So I Guess Pamela Anderson And Rick Salomon’s Divorce Is Off

July 26, 2014 / Posted by:

Around three weeks ago, serial bride Pamela Anderson filed papers to legally quit her third husband Rick Salomon AGAIN and I figured it was because her pussy got the yawns and was ready to find another peen to marry. But in the wise words of Kim Kartrashian’s life stalker Naya Rivera, “True love always prevails!”

Like a hep c rash that refuses to fully go away, Pamela and Rick’s love has flared up again. The Canadian American rose and the pokah playa who looks like the butt fuck baby of Dean McDermott and KFed are vacationing in Sardinia, Italy together and yesterday they touched mouths on the balcony and she proved she really loves him by giving his hairy tits a quick breast cancer check. Pamela filed to divorce Rick just days after he won $2 million in a poker tournament and I thought that was a move worthy of the Gold Digger Hall of Fame. So I’m not sure why she’s back with his ass? Maybe he’s got a few more poker tournaments coming up and she’s hoping her divorce settlement grows. Or maybe it truly is real love (HA!). I always thought that Pamela marrying Wonky McValtrex’s sex tape partner again was like putting on a used condom. Maybe Pamela has realized that she loves that used condom feeling and doesn’t want to let it go. Dirty, kinky bitch.

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