Category: Riccardo Tisci

Riccardo Tisci Must Really Want Men In White Coats To Drag His Crazy Ass Away….

February 25, 2014 / Posted by:

Riccardo Tisci, Givenchy’s creative director and the genius fashion troll responsible for doing Kim Kartrashian up like a Laura Ashley sausage casing, spilled out a caca river of ridiculousness that is so delusional that if any of us said it our family members would drop a giant net over our bodies and drag us off to a padded room somewhere. A few months ago, Kanye Kardashian (née West) went Defcon level 1 when he declared his plastic Just My Size dress-up doll as the Marilyn Monroe of our time. Well, there’s an echo in Fame Whore Valley, because the trick who shares a Best Friends Forever necklace with Kanye said the same thing to The Sunday Times (via E! Online). While his tongue was pressed firmly up against Kanye’s freshly waxed asshole, Riccardo Tisci managed to say this:

“I met her as the girlfriend of a good friend. I just wanted a moment with her to understand—and I fell in love. She’s the Monroe of our age. People think she’s like a doll, but actually she’s tough and clever.

It’s not so much the beauty of people, but the talent, the roots and the intelligence that concern me. I love people who are not scared to fight for their own rights and have their own point of view. The world is big: the music world is big, the art world is big and the fashion world is big, but I think you can recognize a tribe in the similarity of people.”

If Riccardo Tisci’s friends and family truly cared about him, they’ll tell him that is not something you say out loud in public. If you have to say it, it’s only something you say into Kanye’s ear while spooning on a gold-beaded mink bedspread below a mirrored ceiling. Riccardo must be suffering from stage 10 dickmatization and the only cure is to immediately stop and callate la boca.

And a Botox-filled melting wax mannequin that wears whatever fugness her fiancé tells her to wear is definitely a ho I’d describe as not being afraid to “fight for her own rights.”

Here’s Kim looking like a curdled cream puff while walking from Kanye’s apartment to the car in NYC yesterday.

Pics: Splash

Thank You Kanye

October 2, 2013 / Posted by:

Because AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kanye Kardashian isn’t only good for making you roll your eyes and laugh your tonsils out at the same time by shitting out hilarious nuggets of wisdom from the throbbing anus hole on his inflated ego, he’s also good for taking your soul higher by making his dress-up doll Kim Kardashian look a mess. Halloween came early at a cocktail party in Paris last night when Kim strolled in with her torso looking like the face of a black monster with thyroid eye disease and support hose fangs. If you took the worst (and by “worst” I mean “greatest“) picture of Beyonce (any of these will do), a picture of JLo, a picture of a blob of grease and threw them in a glitchy, low-rent photo morphing program, it would spit out that picture of Kim. Kim’s Botoxed face is greasy for no damn reason and that lipstick is a lovely shade of dried scab. I love it all. Thank you for delivering the fuckery once again, Kanye.

Here’s more of Kim looking greasier than Kanye’s lubed-up b-hole while posing next to his boo Riccardo Tisci. Riccardo probably burst a lung while holding the laughs in, because you know he and Kanye picked that dress out together.

Pics: Splash

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