Category: Rehab

Thandiwe Newton Is Reportedly “Heading To Rehab” Following Her Exit From “Magic Mike’s Last Dance”

April 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Yesterday we learned that Thandiwe Newton had “made the difficult decision to step awayfrom starring in Magic Mike’s Last Dance, the third and presumably last opportunity for Ginuwine to bank some royalties for My Pony. Salma Hayek will be replacing her. Though The Sun reported that Channing Tatum fired Thandiwe after an argument over The Slap at the Oscars got out of hand, her camp insisted that she left to “deal with family matters.” As if The Slap isn’t a family matter for all of us at this point! However, Thandiwe’s apparently got bigger family issues to deal with than merely having to, as we all must, divide her house in two with masking tape, and insist that everybody who thinks Will Smith was in the right live on one side, and everybody that thinks Will was in the wrong, live on the other. According to Page Six, Thandiwe is “likely heading to rehab” for acting “bizarrely” on set because her marriage of 24 years has imploded. Was it the tape? It was probably the tape. At this rate, The Slap’s gonna send us all to rehab eventually.

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Sia Went To Rehab After The Backlash Over Her Movie “Music”

January 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Remember the 2021 film Music, directed, written, and produced by Sia, and starring Kate Hudson and Maddie Ziegler? It was a cinematic fiasco that received bad reviews from critics and those who made the decision to watch it. Well, Sia apparently heard everyone’s criticism of the movie, and all that negativity really did a number on her mental health. So much so that she was forced to check herself into rehab for treatment.

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Demi Lovato Got A Spider Tattooed On Their Head Following A Recent Stint In Rehab

January 10, 2022 / Posted by:

Froyo fundamentalist Demi Lovato has turned a new leaf. But look out! There’s a big hairy spider under there, sitting right on top of their freshly shaved head. People reports that after coming to the conclusion that being “California soberwasn’t doing it for them anymore, Demi continues to take steps towards “putting themselves first” and recently returned home from a stay at a rehab program. As such, last week Demi wiped their Instagram feed clean, leaving just one photo remaining — a collage image of their new self, freshly shorn and ready for World Goth Day 2022. Somewhere between rehab and their front door, Demi stopped by celebrity tattoo artist Dr. Woo and had a scary spider tattooed onto their skull. I hope Demi wears a hat next time they go get froyo lest the cashier “accidentally” mistakes it for the real thing and beats them over the head with a rolled-up magazine.

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Armie Hammer, Who Is Still In Rehab, Has Been Replaced In The Play “The Minutes” By Noah Reid

October 18, 2021 / Posted by:

The producers of the Broadway play The Minutes have finally found a replacement for the role left vacant by Armie Hammer’s unsurprising departure. Armie announced he was stepping away from the production back in April after his career took an abrupt turn up shit creek, and it has recently been announced that he will be replaced by Schitt’s Creek star Noah Reid. Hmmm…now that I think of it, irony might be Armie Hammer getting replaced by an actor named Leggie Screwdriver.

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Armie Hammer Has Checked Into Rehab To Deal With Several Of His Issues

June 9, 2021 / Posted by:

The last time we played Where’s Armie Hammer?, Armie Hammer was living that funemployment life in the Cayman Islands and dating a Canadian dental hygienist. Armie tried to disappear for a bit after several alleged DMs leaked back in January, which showed that Armie is a big fan of abuse, assault, and cannibalism.  But Armie didn’t seem too bothered by the allegations. He continued to chill out and take ‘er easy in the Cayman Islands. But as it turns out, Armie could only drink, fuck, get sunburnt, and escape reality for so long. Vanity Fair has published the latest update to Where’s Armie Hammer? and they say he’s currently checked into a treatment center in Florida to deal with drug, alcohol, and sex issues.

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Anna Marie Tendler Reportedly Went To Rehab After John Mulaney Cheating Rumors

May 18, 2021 / Posted by:

The John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler divorce/rehab saga just keeps getting sadder. Quick recap: Last Monday John and Anna Marie announced they were getting divorced. Anna made it clear that the split was John’s decision and she was “heartbroken”. That night John began his five-day stand-up residency in NYC, which was mainly about relapsing on coke and booze and going to rehab in December. Then it came out he was dating the Rita Ora of TV and film, Olivia Munn. Apparently, they met at church in LA (?!?).

Now reports are coming out that Anna Marie also went to rehab late last year around the same time as John. Sources say it was for emotional issues, and that she was suffering because of his… wait for it… alleged infidelity. NO, JOHN! NO!

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