Category: Really? You?

RuPaul Got Called Out For Fracking On His Wyoming Ranch

March 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Yes, that’s “fracking” and not “FUCKING.” 2020 is now at “RuPaul involved in a fracking scandal” levels of bizarre.

Drag Queen Extraordinaire, RuPaul, is somehow an alleged enemy to the environment. RuPaul admitted in a recent interview that he actually owns a shit ton of land in Wyoming and that he and his partner, Georges LeBar, make money from leasing “mineral rights” and selling water to oil companies. Well, people figured out what that means and called Ru out for being a motherfruckin’ fracker.

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File Under WTF: Rooney Mara Will Play Tiger Lily In An Upcoming Peter Pan Film

March 12, 2014 / Posted by:

Oh, you say you don’t remember Tiger Lily as being a moody white girl sourpuss? What a coincidence…neither do I. NEITHER DOES ANYBODY. Casting Rooney Mara as Peter Pan’s Native American princess friend is 1000 Neverland-colored shades of NO. And if you’re an actress who’s 1/16th Navajo or greater, stop dialling your agent to bitch them out for not getting you an audition, because according to Variety, you were never even in the running.

Warner Bros. has tapped Rooney Mara to play Tiger Lily in its Peter Pan origin tale “Pan.” The world being created is multi-racial/international – and a very different character than previously imagined.

The studio took on an exhaustive search in finding the right girl to play Lily looking at other actresses such as Lupita Nyonog’o and “Blue is the Warmest Color” thesp Adele Exarchopoulos before going out to Mara for the role.

There’s so much WTF in that statement for my brain to process, that it gave up and is currently soaking in the bath with a box of wine and a bag of Doritos, so let’s see if I can tackle this one on my own. First off, we have a Peter Pan origin story; it’s called Hook and it’s perfect. The End. Second, the cast is already heavy on the white people (Garrett HedlundHugh Jackman) so if you’re creating a “multi-racial/international world”, maybe don’t swap out a Native American character for another white one. Thirdly, you looked at Lupita Nyong’o, but you passed on her for Rooney Mara? I’d ask if Lupita is being considered for Tinkerbell, but I’m afraid to find out you also see Tinkerbell as a “very different character” who now keeps it real through farts, and cast Jennifer Lawrence.

Since this is supposed to be some edgy multi-cultural nü-Pan shit, maybe they’re planning on making Tiger Lily a cyborg, or a half-tiger/half-lilypad mutant, but she’s probably going to just look like a white chick at Coachella. And no word from the original Tiger Lily, but chances are this is what she thinks of this mess:

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“If I wasn’t tied to this anchor, I’d be making some serious HELL NO, HO hand gestures right about now.”

(Pic: Splash)

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Selena Gomez Was In Rehab For Her Bieber Addiction

February 5, 2014 / Posted by:

Buuuuut also for pot and booze and pills and DIY leather projects. Which brings me to my next point: when did Selena Gomez turn into a dope-smoking, booze-chugging skid? Correct me if I’m wrong, but it was my understanding that Selena was BFFs with that dimple-cheeked goody two-shoes Taylor Swift, and her idea of a bad-as-I-wanna-be time is drinking full-sugar root beer floats, taking 3 Flintstone vitamins, and watching The Craft. Unless Taylor has a secret drug addiction and she’s the one who hooked Selena up with Tantrum Toddler in the first place. What am I even saying? She probably hasn’t even smoked a cigarette (and when she does, it will look like this).

But back to Selena “Lil’ Badgirl” Gomez. According to TMZ, Selena had been studying at the Demi Lovato Bad Shit Academy and preparing for her GED (the final exam takes place on a plane) but left to pursue other interests, like not being a pilled-up drunk, at a rehab centre in Arizona called The Meadows:

Sources say Selena went for a combination of problems, including alcohol, pot and prescription Ambien.

But we’re told Selena’s decision was largely based on “that crazy boy” — aka Bieber.  Selena blames a lot of her problems on the excesses she was exposed to by being around Bieber and his buddies.

The 2-week program at The Meadows is called DAWN … specifically designed for people between 18 and 26.  DAWN specializes in substance dependence, trauma, family dynamics, mental health and relapse prevention.

I’m just glad Selena finally woke the fuck up and realized her life was turning into the sad cliché of a post-Disney actress and high-tailed it all the way to professional help. I also hope she’s serious about staying sober. And no, I’m not talking about the booze; live every day like it’s raining the sweet nectar and get your swerve on for all I care. I’m talking about staying sober from Justin Bieber; Justin Bieber is a hell of a drug. I’ll be crossing my fingers for you in the hope you don’t relapse.

Here’s more of a cleaner Selener out for brunch with a friend wearing the kind of outfit that says  “I’m still making mistakes, just not the drug kind.”

(Pics via Justin Bieber, Splash)

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