Everyone’s a secret nasty-ass creep, and I don’t mean just because of what is in that secret folder on your laptop labeled “Grandma’s Retirement Party Collage.” It’s pretty well known that there’s a segment of the population who likes to curl up on the couch with a glass of wine, fire up YouTube, watch pimple popping videos, and squeal with a mix of horror and glee (guilty as charged!). Because the masterminds at TLC know we all secretly prefer our television shows to require no greater an IQ than -4, they decided to make a show about popping pimples, Dr. Pimple Popper. In a shock to nobody, it’s done really well, and it’s been greenlit for a second run of episodes.
Bravo recently announced its upcoming slate of reality TV programming and it includes a fun twist on a classic. Bravo intends to Make Real Housewives Great Again (MRHWGA?) by sending The Real Housewives back in time. According to The Wrap, Real Housewives of The 1960s is slated for the fall. Bravo has proven itself able to deftly engage with our current cultural and socio-economic climate, so why not the 60s? What could go wrong?!
You would think being a cast member of Vanderpump Rules and exposing the world to your bad behavior on the regular would make a person somewhat immune to insults and criticism. But apparently, getting called a cunt by Jennifer Lawrence on live TV was a bridge too far for Lala Kent. E! News reports that on last week’s episode of Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Jennifer’s famously unfiltered pie hole burped up some half digested chunks of hate in Lala’s direction so Lala kindly offered to beat her ass for free.
It’s not often that the universe conspires to do us a favor but it must feel really sorry for us right now because it’s thrown us a tasty bone. I nearly plotzed (oh who am I kidding, I plotzed like a bitch) when I read in Entertainment Weekly that one of my favorite shows of all time, America’s Next Top Model was going to have a crossover episode with my absolute favorite show of all time RuPaul’s Drag Race in it’s upcoming Cycle 24. As we already know, Tyra Banks is back, and joining her will be Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker, Ashley Graham, and Drew Elliott. Also, since both ANTM and Drag Race are on Vh1 now, there will be a crossover episode starring Katya, Valentina and Manila Luzon.
For all five of us who make time each week to drool in front of the couch and watch Vanderpump Rules, it should come as no shock that Stassi Schroeder is up to some shit stirring. But unlike when she does it with the bus boys and cocktail waitresses at Sur, this time advertisers are having the last laugh. Continue reading
Satisfying, uncomplicated, wholesome and fun. These are words we don’t get to throw around a lot in #thesetroubledtimes. But thanks to one of the best game shows of all time, there may be hope for us still. Supermarket Sweep is coming back! Why is this show so fucking great? I don’t know it just is! Why am I so exited? I don’t know I just am!