Category: Reality Bites
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Reportedly Working On An “At Home” Docuseries For Netflix
Ever since they turned in their resignations to The Firm, it seemed like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were diligently putting the “non-working” in their titles as Non-Working royals. However, according to Page Six, Harry and Meghan have been quietly working behind the scenes shooting footage for an “at-home with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex-style” docuseries for Netflix. Page Six reports that Harry and Meghan were shadowed by a Netflix crew during their trip to New York City last September and sources tell them that cameras have been allowed to film inside of their Montecito home as well. Netflix may have bailed on Pearl, their animated series about “a 12-year-old girl who finds inspiration in a variety of influential women throughout history,” but they would very much like the tour of Meghan’s closet they paid for, like now. Yesterday even.
Activists Will Beg For Resources On CBS’s New Competition Reality Show “The Activist”
Big Brother is so 1984! Deadline reports that CBS is launching a five-week reality series called The Activist, “that features six inspiring activists teamed with three high-profile public figures working together to bring meaningful change to one of three vitally important world causes: health, education, and environment.” Usher joins his fellow noted humanitarians Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Julianne Hough as co-hosts. You know you’re living in a dystopia when humanity is on the line, and they put Usher in charge. Usher might be a great choice for a reboot of The Running Man, but this? Jameela Jamil may never recover from this egregious oversight.
Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Are Probably Not Going To Star In A Netflix Reality Show Despite Reports To The Contrary
Even though it would be a sure-fire hit, Netflix probably won’t be getting a reality show called The Secret to Sussex or similarly pun-titled show despite reports to the contrary. According to Page Six, The Sun ran with a report that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry had agreed to participate in a “fly-on-the-wall reality show” as part of their big Netflix deal. That news, of course, sent their detractors into a tizzy. However, a spokesperson for the couple insists that “The duke and duchess are not taking part in any reality shows,” dashing all hope for a competition show called The Sweet Smell of Sussex where contestants have to guess if it’s Harry, Meghan, or Archie’s underwear/diaper they’re sniffing.
Open Post: Hosted By Rita Wilson Singing The National Anthem For A Virtual NASCAR Event
Every day that doesn’t start with COVID-19 survivor Rita Wilson, hands primly folded, singing the National Anthem in the style of Joni Mitchell from her backyard to a low-rent video game stadium filled with poorly rendered CGI NASCAR fans, is a day wasted. And later today, a video for Rita’s official remix of Hip Hop Hooray with Naughty By Nature will premiere. The Surreal Life has officially become The Real Word, and I have come undone.
Two Suspects Have Been Eliminated In The Bey-Bitegate Investigation
Actresses Sanaa Lathan and Sara Foster have both been eliminated as suspects in the Bey-Bitegate scandal. Tell me again how investigative journalism is dead? Yesterday proved that both legitimate news outlets and passionate citizen detectives are dedicating time and energy to answer the burning question of the day (ok yesterday): #whobitbeyonce? The Cut and Vulture both did a deep dive into the case that amounts to this generation’s Lindbergh kidnapping.
Having Herpes Is A “Bachelor” Contestant No-No
There’s a new book coming out soon called Bachelor Nation: Inside the World of America’s Favorite Guilty Pleasure in which it is revealed that the number one killer of a Bachelor bunny dreams is a case of the herp. The New York Post reports that the most common reason a lady gets booted off the cast list is coming up positive for an STD during the required medical exam. Sorry ladies, that infectious smile of yours just isn’t gonna cut it.