Because the IRS doesn’t care where the checks come from, Real Housewives Of New Jersey wreck and ex-convict Teresa Giudice is expanding her reality TV, cookbook, booze empire of popsicle sticks to include being the female Arnold Schwarzenegger and take part in a bodybuilding contest. In a real lost opportunity of camp, Tre didn’t just dress up in a pink leotard and blonde wig like Sharon Stone in Total Recall. Instead, she just applied her regular amount of bronzer and visited Planet Fitness for what appears to be no fewer than eight times a day to strut the catwalk and dare the likes of Kim D. to fuck with her at any upcoming Posh fashion show. She even walked away with a medal.
E! News says Melissa and Joe Gorga plus Dolores and Frank Catania cheered on Teresa in the Bikini Division of the NPC South Jersey Bodybuilding Championships. I guess we know where Fox News can go scout new on-air talent now that the meanie Gretchen Carlson axed the swimsuit competition at Miss America! Behold, Tre looking like an even more terrifying Tan Mom.
— New York Post (@nypost) June 11, 2018
It was Teresa’s first competition, she finished in the top three, and it’ll be on an upcoming Real Housewives Of New Jersey episode because duh. Watch your back, Danielle Staub, because the next time Teresa flips a table, it looks like it might fly all the way to Atlantic City!
Bravo recently announced its upcoming slate of reality TV programming and it includes a fun twist on a classic. Bravo intends to Make Real Housewives Great Again (MRHWGA?) by sending The Real Housewives back in time. According to The Wrap, Real Housewives of The 1960s is slated for the fall. Bravo has proven itself able to deftly engage with our current cultural and socio-economic climate, so why not the 60s? What could go wrong?!
Twenty tiiiiiiimes?! Back in the early days of the Real Housewives empire, New Jersey unhinged its jaw at the first season finale to show those Atlanta broads the girls from the Garden State could be just as catty. Danielle Staub didn’t have too many friends that first season, and when the enemies got wind of a book talking about how she had been arrested and engaged “nineteen TIMES?!,” it was accompanied by Teresa Giudice and the table flip heard ‘round the world. Since then, those two made amends, and Danielle made it a nice, round 20 engagements…and finally walked down the aisle! Continue reading
I guess Brandi Glanville was wrong, or Joanna Krupa’s alleged stank puss has wooed another. Joanna Krupa (of the now dead Real Housewives of Miami) managed to two-step over from the divorce attorney’s office to the justice of the peace, as she’s got a new man and a new rock on that finger. Continue reading
Half – ok, all – the appeal of the first season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was watching Teresa Giudice (back when she was the normal one) flip a table over prostitution WHORE-AH Danielle Staub being engaged “NINETEEN TIMES?!” I guess twenty sounds better because Danielle got engaged yet again, and this time it’s on film. Continue reading
Page Six has more messy details on Ex-Countless Luanne De Lesseps’ messy Palm Beach arrest, and there’s a chance that the Colony hotel in PB will soon get a one-star rating that reads: “If I could give zero stars I would, because I found a drunk horny Housewife in my bed.” Page Six claims that Luann was found in bed with a man in the wrong hotel room. Continue reading