Category: Real Housewives Shit

Danielle Staub Got Engaged For The TWENTIETH TIME! (That We Know Of)

February 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Half – ok, all – the appeal of the first season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was watching Teresa Giudice (back when she was the normal one) flip a table over prostitution WHORE-AH Danielle Staub being engaged “NINETEEN TIMES?!” I guess twenty sounds better because Danielle got engaged yet again, and this time it’s on film. Continue reading

More Details Emerge From The Ex-Countess’s Chic C’est La Felony

December 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Page Six has more messy details on Ex-Countless Luanne De Lesseps’ messy Palm Beach arrest, and there’s a chance that the Colony hotel in PB will soon get a one-star rating that reads: “If I could give zero stars I would, because I found a drunk horny Housewife in my bed.” Page Six claims that Luann was found in bed with a man in the wrong hotel room. Continue reading

In SHOCKING News, Shannon And David Beador Have Split

October 27, 2017 / Posted by:

For the six of us left still watching The Real Housewives Of Orange County, there are basically two things guaranteed: 1- Vicki Gunvalson will spend 80% of all episodes screaming like a banshee. 2- Shannon Beador will bitch about her marriage to David Beador. Next season, it will be more like Shannon bitching to her divorce attorney over who should keep the good silver. Continue reading

A Real Housewife Is Doing More For Hurricane Victims Than You-Know-Who

October 4, 2017 / Posted by:

Shit’s just cooky these days, so it shouldn’t come as a shock that The Real Housewives are conducting disaster relief efforts better than Donald Trump. The Countess Luann de Lesseps went down to Florida with the Red Cross to help with Hurricane Irma recovery. Even before Trump was bitching about a blown budget and tossing off-brand paper towels like footballs to the crowd during his hurricane relief photo op check-in in Puerto Rico, Bethenny Frankel was there to show a ho how relief is done. Continue reading

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