Half – ok, all – the appeal of the first season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was watching Teresa Giudice (back when she was the normal one) flip a table over prostitution WHORE-AH Danielle Staub being engaged “NINETEEN TIMES?!” I guess twenty sounds better because Danielle got engaged yet again, and this time it’s on film. Continue reading
Page Six has more messy details on Ex-Countless Luanne De Lesseps’ messy Palm Beach arrest, and there’s a chance that the Colony hotel in PB will soon get a one-star rating that reads: “If I could give zero stars I would, because I found a drunk horny Housewife in my bed.” Page Six claims that Luann was found in bed with a man in the wrong hotel room. Continue reading
For the six of us left still watching The Real Housewives Of Orange County, there are basically two things guaranteed: 1- Vicki Gunvalson will spend 80% of all episodes screaming like a banshee. 2- Shannon Beador will bitch about her marriage to David Beador. Next season, it will be more like Shannon bitching to her divorce attorney over who should keep the good silver. Continue reading
The latest pupil of the Kim Kardashian Skewl of Short-Lived Marriages has graduated and is back on the loose. Continue reading
Shit’s just cooky these days, so it shouldn’t come as a shock that The Real Housewives are conducting disaster relief efforts better than Donald Trump. The Countess Luann de Lesseps went down to Florida with the Red Cross to help with Hurricane Irma recovery. Even before Trump was bitching about a blown budget and tossing off-brand paper towels like footballs to the crowd during his hurricane relief photo op check-in in Puerto Rico, Bethenny Frankel was there to show a ho how relief is done. Continue reading
The good news is that Real Housewives will make a return to the glorious soft dick-shaped Sunshine State (oh, c’mon, I know I’m not the only one who see that when I look at a map!). The bad news is that it isn’t going to entail a return to Miami.