If you hear a banshee cackle across Greater Los Angeles today, it’s Kris Jennerwriting up new plotlines for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, per usual. If you hear TWO banshee cackles, it’s because Kim Kardashian may no longer be the reality TV trick with the shortest marriage. I hope you are sitting down for the latest case in “True Love Doesn’t Exist.” It appears that after two months of wedded…uh…opposite-of-bliss, Danielle Staub and new hubby Marty Caffrey are squabbling, and he even blabbed he wanted a divorce! Continue reading
Melania Trump isn’t the only celebrity involved in an immigration scandal at the moment (although I’m sure she considers it less of a scandal and more of a great catwalk opportunity for the Zara Fall/Winter 2016 collection). I’m talking about RHONJ husband Joe Giudice and whether he’d get deported back to the motherland once he did hard time for fraud. Most people thought yes, especially since the disgrace he brought upon this country for slapping so much marble and onyx in a single New Jersey home. Alas, Joe is now out refuting those claims saying he’ll be back with his wife, Teresa Giudice, and kids soon enough, and they can never boot him from this country. Sorry, Tre! Continue reading
Because the IRS doesn’t care where the checks come from, Real Housewives Of New Jersey wreck and ex-convict Teresa Giudice is expanding her reality TV, cookbook, booze empire of popsicle sticks to include being the female Arnold Schwarzenegger and take part in a bodybuilding contest. In a real lost opportunity of camp, Tre didn’t just dress up in a pink leotard and blonde wig like Sharon Stone in Total Recall. Instead, she just applied her regular amount of bronzer and visited Planet Fitness for what appears to be no fewer than eight times a day to strut the catwalk and dare the likes of Kim D. to fuck with her at any upcoming Posh fashion show. She even walked away with a medal.
E! News says Melissa and Joe Gorga plus Dolores and Frank Catania cheered on Teresa in the Bikini Division of the NPC South Jersey Bodybuilding Championships. I guess we know where Fox News can go scout new on-air talent now that the meanie Gretchen Carlson axed the swimsuit competition at Miss America! Behold, Tre looking like an even more terrifying Tan Mom.
— New York Post (@nypost) June 11, 2018
It was Teresa’s first competition, she finished in the top three, and it’ll be on an upcoming Real Housewives Of New Jersey episode because duh. Watch your back, Danielle Staub, because the next time Teresa flips a table, it looks like it might fly all the way to Atlantic City!
Bravo recently announced its upcoming slate of reality TV programming and it includes a fun twist on a classic. Bravo intends to Make Real Housewives Great Again (MRHWGA?) by sending The Real Housewives back in time. According to The Wrap, Real Housewives of The 1960s is slated for the fall. Bravo has proven itself able to deftly engage with our current cultural and socio-economic climate, so why not the 60s? What could go wrong?!
Twenty tiiiiiiimes?! Back in the early days of the Real Housewives empire, New Jersey unhinged its jaw at the first season finale to show those Atlanta broads the girls from the Garden State could be just as catty. Danielle Staub didn’t have too many friends that first season, and when the enemies got wind of a book talking about how she had been arrested and engaged “nineteen TIMES?!,” it was accompanied by Teresa Giudice and the table flip heard ‘round the world. Since then, those two made amends, and Danielle made it a nice, round 20 engagements…and finally walked down the aisle! Continue reading
I guess Brandi Glanville was wrong, or Joanna Krupa’s alleged stank puss has wooed another. Joanna Krupa (of the now dead Real Housewives of Miami) managed to two-step over from the divorce attorney’s office to the justice of the peace, as she’s got a new man and a new rock on that finger. Continue reading