For the six of us left still watching The Real Housewives Of Orange County, there are basically two things guaranteed: 1- Vicki Gunvalson will spend 80% of all episodes screaming like a banshee. 2- Shannon Beador will bitch about her marriage to David Beador. Next season, it will be more like Shannon bitching to her divorce attorney over who should keep the good silver. Continue reading
The latest pupil of the Kim Kardashian Skewl of Short-Lived Marriages has graduated and is back on the loose. Continue reading
Shit’s just cooky these days, so it shouldn’t come as a shock that The Real Housewives are conducting disaster relief efforts better than Donald Trump. The Countess Luann de Lesseps went down to Florida with the Red Cross to help with Hurricane Irma recovery. Even before Trump was bitching about a blown budget and tossing off-brand paper towels like footballs to the crowd during his hurricane relief photo op check-in in Puerto Rico, Bethenny Frankel was there to show a ho how relief is done. Continue reading
The good news is that Real Housewives will make a return to the glorious soft dick-shaped Sunshine State (oh, c’mon, I know I’m not the only one who see that when I look at a map!). The bad news is that it isn’t going to entail a return to Miami.
Actually, based on how this season of Real Housewives of Orange County is going, what will be SHOCKING is if any of you know who the hell Kelly Dodd is. Kelly blabbed to the The Daily Mail that her marriage is over, and, if you watch the show, you’re probably serving this with a dose of “Sure, Jan” since Kelly and her husband Michael Dodd also called it quits back in 2012.
The artist formerly known as The Countess Luann de Lesseps might need to send her ex Tom D’Agostino a copy of Class With The Countess. Because getting engaged one month after announcing a split does not seem like the proper way to handle a D’ivorce.