Despite Tom D’Agostino’s perpetual hunt for lady bits during their engagement, despite Tom getting caught trying to play tonsil hockey at a dive bar in the Hamptons last week, and despite the constant criticism from the howler monkey Greek chorus that is the Real Housewives of New York cast, Luann D’agostino de Lesseps (more on that in a minute) does not think Tom cheated on her while they were married.
Is it too late to reclaim the Countess title?! Luckily I was sitting down earlier, because People reports Luann D’Agostino and Tom D’Agostino are splitting up after seven months of marriage. What is it with all these short sentences these days?! Anthony Scaramucci only did ten days of hard time in the White House (just calling a prison sentence by its proper name!) and now this. What’s next? A seven-month presidency?! A boy can dream! Luann tweeted out the news earlier today: Continue reading
One of these days, the estate of Harper Lee will announce she left behind the real sequel to To Kill A Mockingbird called To Cover Thy Nose, and it will be all about the legal battle over Brandi Glanville saying Joanna Krupa had a stank puss. Unfortunately, Harper never lived to see the resolution, as TMZ reports Joanna and Brandi reached a settlement. So the confused-looking Real Housewives of Miami star withdrew her defamation suit against that hot mess of Beverly Hills.
In the Real Housewives world, you can be sure of three things: wigs, self-branded Costco liquor lines, and infidelity. The Emily Post of Manhattan, LuAnn de Lesseps D’Agostino (at least she didn’t need to change her monogrammed towels!), married Tom D’Agostino eight months ago. Any RHONY fan knows the cackling hens that are her castmates made it well known they didn’t like how she was going to walk down the aisle to marry someone whose peen had traversed Manhattan more than a Gray Line tour, and it seems like nothing has changed.
Teresa Giudice’s greedy gorilla hairline will never release its grasp on her twohead, but the federal prison system has finally released its grasp on her after 11 months. In a cell at the Danbury Federal Correctional Institution (aka the Orange is the New Black prison) in Connecticut this morning, the current reigning grand dame of trash from The Real Housewives of New Jersey laid her curly hair on a hot plate and used a pot to straighten it out, because she wanted to be paparazzi glamour ready for her triumphant stroll out of the clink. At around 5am, Teresa sashayed out of prison and delivered an “Excuse my prison bitch beauty” pose for the pap who just happened to be there:
— People magazine (@people) December 23, 2015
The always reliable Celebrity Net Worth says that Yolanda Foster’s fortune is totaled at $45 million and most of that mountain of cash came from the divorce settlement she got from her ex-husband Mohammed Hadid. Celebrity Net Worth says that Yolanda’s estranged husband David Foster’s net worth is $30 million. But The Daily Mail’s American second cousin Radar says that all of her millions have dried up and now she’s living in David’s Beverly Hills condo by herself. On the Real Housemesses of Beverly Hills, Yolanda says that she’s living in David’s old bachelor pad, because she’s really sick and a small (compared to a mansion) condo is all she can deal with at the moment. A source says that the real reason Yolanda is living in David’s old place is because she’s as broke as Taylor Armstrong’s lip job.