Denise Richards Says She’s Had A “Happy Ending” Massage From A Woman And Got One For Her Husband Too
The one thing that every Housewife on every iteration of the Housewives franchise has in common is that one of them is guaranteed to be a freak. Or freak adjacent. Or down for some freaky shit. Blame it on the thirst for ratings, I guess. Over on the not-so-classy Real Housewives of Beverly Hills there’s never been a shortage of sexual conversations among the ladies. However, recent comments by Denise Richards about her sex life with new husband Aaron Phypers may have kicked the prude factor up a few notches because clearly they weren’t ready for her candor.
Looks like Real Housewives of Beverly Hills may be losing another housewife. Not because she’s over the whole thing and wants to focus on her dogs, but because her financial status probably won’t allow her to stay in Beverly Hills for much longer (although, many of those messes live Beverly Hills-adjacent). It seems Dorit Kemsley‘s husband, Paul “PK” Kemsley, has not been paying some very expensive bills and is owing a couple of people a shit ton of money.
It ain’t over ‘til the rosé lady sings or slaps Kyle Richards. It seems like it was just yesterday (or Wednesday) that we heard that Lisa Vanderpump had enough of her shrill costars on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and was going to stick to her shrill costars on Vanderpump Rules. Sources began to walk that story back, and Lisa has finally stepped forward to tell Kyle it won’t be that easy to get a pay raise.
And then there was Kyle Richards.
If you don’t have a life (welcome to the club!!!), you probably follow multiple Real Housewives fan pages on Instagram like I do – y’know, to keep up with the gals between seasons! Lisa Vanderpump has been curiously absent during much of the filming for the upcoming Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills season, and it could be that she knew she’d pale in comparison to the return of Camille Grammer (my theory that is most certainly not true) or that there was some spat involving Dorit Kemsley and a dog she adopted from Lisa’s organization and later returned (seems legit). There was a lot of questions about if she was even still in the cast since she didn’t go to Camille’s wedding, and it seems like she is quitting that bitch.
There’s been reported tension for a while now, as some of the Botoxed hyenas from The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills have alluded to a cast member who has been particularly difficult to work with this season. Reigning Queen of Villa Rosa, Lisa Vanderpump has been the center of these rumors, which only intensified after Vanderpump skipped out on Camille Grammer‘s wedding in Hawaii. Tthe rumors are back in session: it’s being reported that Villa Rosa may be closing it’s huge, glass doors to the Real Housewives….FOREVER!!!!
If you hear the sound of shrieking and the corks from rosé champagne bottles popping, you aren’t having a one-percenter heart attack. It just means filming is taking place for the next season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. That show has been going on for years, but one thing that has been missing is the shit-stirring Camille Grammer in a full-time role. In her first year, Camille alternated between having her medium come to dinner just to tear Kyle Richards to shreds with her ghostly connections and fake dry-humping on the married Tennis Nick– all while patting her hair as lady of the Frasier manner. Unfortunately for Camille, husband Kelsey Grammer was away actually humping on the flight attendant who later became his wife and made him get her name tatted above his wiener. The Grammers were fun, y’all, and it looks like Camille is back! She got remarried over the weekend, and of course the cameras were there.