If you’re a ho like me who has never really heard of “preeclampsia” before, you’re probably looking at that word like, “OH! I’ve had that plenty of times and the nice people at the free clinic gave me some antibiotics for it.” No, slut, that’s prechlamydia, and any of us who have looked at orgasm face pictures of John Mayer have gotten that. But this is preeclampsia we’re talking about.
Kenya Moore, formerly of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, announced to her 1.3 Instagram followers on October 27 that she had tested positive for preeclampsia, which caused her feet to swell bigger than NeNe Leakes’ ego and caused her to gain 17 pounds in one week from water retention, high blood pressure, and excess protein in urine. Kenya’s baby was supposed to twirl out of her body around Thanksgiving time, but because of her serious condition, her doctor busted out a c-section yesterday and her first child is here. If Kenya’s baby is anything like her, the kid probably screamed, “Don’t come for me unless I send for you!!!!!”, while being pulled out.
The upcoming 11th season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is notable because Sheree Whitfield, Kim Zolciak, and Kenya Moore are no more, but don’t fret – they’re still finding ways to shriek at each other. For starters, Porsha Williams is not only pregnant, she’s also engaged to the father of her unborn baby, and the other ladies don’t like that at all!
Bye, Ashy, and hello, baby! Since it seems like WIG aka Kim Zolciak, Sheree Whitfield, and Kenya Moore are no more on Real Housewives of Atlanta, I was wondering how in hell they are going to fill the show since there are only so many hours one can take of NeNe Leakes saying “Bloop!” I guess Porsha Williams decided to be benevolent (and try to up her check) because she announced today she’s expecting her first baby.
Every season of Real Housewives Of Wherever ends with us heavy-breathing fans reading the tea leaves that is the reunion couch seating chart to see who pissed off Andy Cohen enough to be placed at the end of the couch. When you’re placed at the end of the couch, that sometimes mean your days as a paid-by-Bravo regular mess are over. Kenya Moore was at the end of the couch for the most recent Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. Some figured she had twirled her “Gone With The Wind fabulous” ass out of the running for a full-time check for season 11, but she’s slapping back at anyone who thinks that. Kenya will be a full-time Housewife or no Housewife at all! Continue reading
Through all the “Trump check!”, wig-snatching, and bloops, there has been one constant (apart from that brief divorce) in NeNe Leakes’ life, and that has been her husband Gregggggg, also known as Gregg Leakes when I’m not making fun of how she says it. NeNe may volley back and forth as to which of those Real Housewives Of Atlanta broads she wants to vote off weave island, but Gregg is always seen as her rock on the show. In a case of the sads, NeNe announced this week Gregg is now battling cancer. Continue reading
It’s damage control time for Kim Zolciak who is finding out the hard way that liars usually get caught, especially when the camera is running 24/7. Us Weekly reports that Kim has stopped all production on her show Don’t Be Tardy in the wake of the explosive Real Housewives Of Atlanta season 10 reunion, where Kim said some real dumb shit. She also got called out for telling lies like she was interviewing for a position in the Trump cabinet. God, please don’t let me have just spoken that into existence.