Foxy Brown had a bad show over the weekend when she performed in Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kandi Burruss’ Welcome To The Dungeon tour. Foxy was a special guest, and saying she tanked is an understatement. Poor Foxy found herself being sent to the actual dungeon when the crowd turned on her hard and she got booed off stage.
People is reporting that NeNe Leakes is thinking about delivering the coldest set of divorce papers this side of the Ice Age. The second part of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion aired last night and the self-proclaimed most relevant cast member said that she and her husband Greg Leakes have been seeing a counselor and she’s considering divorcing him even during his cancer treatments.
If you’re a ho like me who has never really heard of “preeclampsia” before, you’re probably looking at that word like, “OH! I’ve had that plenty of times and the nice people at the free clinic gave me some antibiotics for it.” No, slut, that’s prechlamydia, and any of us who have looked at orgasm face pictures of John Mayer have gotten that. But this is preeclampsia we’re talking about.
Kenya Moore, formerly of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, announced to her 1.3 Instagram followers on October 27 that she had tested positive for preeclampsia, which caused her feet to swell bigger than NeNe Leakes’ ego and caused her to gain 17 pounds in one week from water retention, high blood pressure, and excess protein in urine. Kenya’s baby was supposed to twirl out of her body around Thanksgiving time, but because of her serious condition, her doctor busted out a c-section yesterday and her first child is here. If Kenya’s baby is anything like her, the kid probably screamed, “Don’t come for me unless I send for you!!!!!”, while being pulled out.
The upcoming 11th season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is notable because Sheree Whitfield, Kim Zolciak, and Kenya Moore are no more, but don’t fret – they’re still finding ways to shriek at each other. For starters, Porsha Williams is not only pregnant, she’s also engaged to the father of her unborn baby, and the other ladies don’t like that at all!
Bye, Ashy, and hello, baby! Since it seems like WIG aka Kim Zolciak, Sheree Whitfield, and Kenya Moore are no more on Real Housewives of Atlanta, I was wondering how in hell they are going to fill the show since there are only so many hours one can take of NeNe Leakes saying “Bloop!” I guess Porsha Williams decided to be benevolent (and try to up her check) because she announced today she’s expecting her first baby.
Every season of Real Housewives Of Wherever ends with us heavy-breathing fans reading the tea leaves that is the reunion couch seating chart to see who pissed off Andy Cohen enough to be placed at the end of the couch. When you’re placed at the end of the couch, that sometimes mean your days as a paid-by-Bravo regular mess are over. Kenya Moore was at the end of the couch for the most recent Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion. Some figured she had twirled her “Gone With The Wind fabulous” ass out of the running for a full-time check for season 11, but she’s slapping back at anyone who thinks that. Kenya will be a full-time Housewife or no Housewife at all! Continue reading