Category: Ray J

Ray J Claims He Didn’t Talk Shit About Kim Kardashian

November 7, 2018 / Posted by:

The journal of truth we know as The Sun claimed that Ray J was talking shit about Kim Kardashian at a club in the UK, saying (definitely true things) that she would fix her make-up mid-fuck and answer calls from Pimp Mama Kris while Ray J was doing her. Kim responded to the article by tweeting that he’s a pathological liar. That’s the pathological liar fame whore pot calling the pathological liar fame whore kettle a pathological fame whore. Ray J is saying he never said any of that.
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Ray J Is Talking About That Time He Was Dating Kim Kardashian Again

November 5, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been over ten years since Brandy’s brother Ray J and Kim Kardashian sex tape terrorized all of our senses and unleashed a koven of fame whore evil upon the world, a fame whore evil we still haven’t been able to shake. In 2013, Ray J brought up how he banged Kim when he released his song “I Hit It First” despite the fact that they hadn’t been together in over a decade. And now, fiver years after that pathetic display, he is bringing it up yet again.  Continue reading

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Brandy And Her Mom Were No-Shows At Ray J’s Baby Shower

March 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Baby shower drama isn’t exactly rare (anyone with “that aunt” knows this), but some kind of messiness expected to go down at Ray J’s baby shower. And I’m not talking about an accidental puddle that happened after an excited Ray J heard the word “shower.” I mean family drama between his sister Brandy and their mama Sonja Norwood, and his pregnant wife Princess Love. According to TMZ, things are so rough between Princess, Brandy, and Sonja, that Brandy and Sonja skipped the baby shower.

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Ray J: The Penis That Unleashed The Kardashians On Us Got Married

August 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Here in Boston, the oldsters still harbor a kernel of resentment towards poor Bill Buckner. He’s the former Red Sox first baseman that let a ball go between his legs on October 25, 1986. That was during Game 6 of the World Series. Two days later, the New York Mets beat the Sox in Game 7, and Red Sox Nation began literally years of hanging Billy in burning effigy in its mind. Dude got death threats! Supposedly he’s been forgiven since then (we finally won the World Series in 2004 after waiting 86 years), but bring his name up and the lips of old people here in the Hub sometimes curl. Why am I talking about sportsball on Dlisted of all places? BECAUSE RAY J IS THE BILL BUCKNER OF OUR TIMES. That dude boned a lethargic Kim Kardashian in a sex tape, her mother leaked it was leaked, and now we live on Planet Kartrashian. I can’t be the only one with a “Fuck You, Ray J” tat, right? Anyway, he married his Love & Hip-Hop: Hollywood co-star Princess Love last night. The couple, who have been shown to have had a rather contentious relationship in the past, wanted and reportedly got a “dream wedding” and “a royal, elegant and enchanting reception fit for a princess and prince” according to their wedding planners. So he didn’t push her into the chocolate fountain?

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Kanye West Says Taylor Swift Personally Gave Her Approval For That Line About Her In “Famous”

February 12, 2016 / Posted by:

I honestly thought yesterday’s Yeezy Season 3 show would end with everyone emptying onto the floor of Madison Square Garden and pressing $100 bills into the hands of those sad-looking models while whispering “I don’t know what brought you here, but I’m sorry you had to do this. Take this – I hope this helps.” Instead, it ended with the beginning of another goddamned feud between Kanye West and Taylor Swift.

Shortly after Kanye played one of his new songs “Famous“, in which he said the words “I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex. Why? I made that bitch famous.“, during his $2000 Pantyhose Ego Spectacular, Taylor’s brother Austin got it all started by angrily throwing out his Yeezy Boost sneakers on Instagram. Which was followed by members of Taylor’s friend army, like Gigi Hadid and Ruby Rose, chiming in on Twitter. Now Kanye has hopped on Twitter to let you all know that Taylor totally gave him the thumbs-up to call her a bitch and that they might hump. In fact, according to Kanye, it was all her idea.

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SHOCKING: Ray J Got Arrested For Being An Obnoxious Asshole

May 31, 2014 / Posted by:

It’s really too bad you can’t arrest someone for being just an asshole, but I guess you have to get specific with that shit, otherwise we’d all have called the cops on Ray J years ago. According to TMZ, Brandy’s useless younger brother and the reason Pimp Mama Kris cries tears of Botoxed happiness every morning got arrested Friday night for being an obnoxious asshole at a hotel in Beverly Hills. Ray J was being a loud loser at the hotel bar, so staff politely asked him and his date to leave. Instead of picking up his plastic Vons bag filled with DVDs (he tips people with sex tapes) and getting the fuck out, Ray J threw a hissy fit and refused to leave.

That’s when the hotel decided to call the cops and things got messy. Officers arrived to the hotel to question Ray J and his lady friend but since Ray J doesn’t know how to keep his mouth shut (a request the music industry has been making for years) he started getting into it with the police too, so they arrested his dumb ass.

Typically once a pair of hand cuffs hit a person’s wrists, it sends a message to the brain that says “Let’s chill out because shit just got real”, but not a dummy like Ray J. Ray J decided to spit on the arresting officer and kick out the window of the police car. He was taken to the Beverly Hills PD and booked for the following: trespassing, resisting arrest, battery (spitting on a cop), vandalism. What an asshole. I hope his bail was set at $47,000.

And because you can’t talk about this asshole without mentioning the asshole that keeps him relevant, here’s Kim Kardashian in Prague with her future ex-husband Kanye Kardashian looking like two sullen teens who were forced to help out with their mom’s catering company.

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