Category: Rachel McAdams

Rachel McAdams Showed Off Her Armpit Hair And Asked For Minimal Retouching For A Bustle Photoshoot

April 19, 2023 / Posted by:

Rachel McAdams is out there promoting Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret (she’s Margaret’s hippy-dippy goy mom), and she covers this month’s Bustle. Apparently, 44-year-old Rachel requested that there be minimal retouching for her photoshoot. She also flashed her armpit hair. Rachel says that, after giving birth to two babies, her body is her body, and “that’s so important to reflect that back out to the world.” Wait. Rachel McAdams has kids? See, this is why I like this chick, I know bupkis about her personal life. Revolutionary!

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The Stars Of The Original “Mean Girls” Were Reportedly Supposed To Appear In The Upcoming Movie Musical, But Talks Have Stalled Over Money

February 23, 2023 / Posted by:

2004 was a much easier time to be a passive-aggressive, petty person: you could wail, “YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US!” or “she doesn’t even go here!” at anyone you didn’t feel like messing with. Everyone would just laugh and laugh and just pretend you were innocently quoting Mean Girls while swallowing the fact that all involved knew deep down you probably actually didn’t feel like fucking with that person. Paramount+ is currently working on a Mean Girls musical movie based on the Broadway musical that was based on the original movie that was based on a book. Since we’ve hit that point in the availability of new ideas, maybe the old Mean Girls standards will regain life anew. However, original stars Rachel McAdams, Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Seyfried, and Lacey Chabert were slated to be in the film, but contract talks are allegedly at a standstill because of Paramount+’s “disrespectfully” low-money offer.

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Tom Cruise Arrived On The Red Carpet For The Premiere Of “Top Gun: Maverick” In A Helicopter

May 5, 2022 / Posted by:

It took 36 years, but Tom Cruise has finally busted his Top Gun: Maverick nut all over the windshield of his F-14 Tomcat, which is probably why he had to fly onto the red carpet for yesterday’s premiere in a helicopter. Tom’s jizz is filled with thetens (that’s how he sheds them) which, if you’ve ever seen a mirror in a bathroom at a Scientology Center, you know are next to impossible to remove. So Tom’s Tomcat probably had to be decommissioned. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the four-hour-long red carpet extravaganza was held in San Diego aboard the USS Midway, a retired aircraft carrier. This means I can finally be honorably discharged, WITH DISTINCTION, for my tireless dedication to making up goof names for Top Gun 2: Secrets of The Bottom Drawer. And with that, I am out. May you have fair winds and following seas. I’ll take my 21-gun salute to go.

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Rachel McAdams Has Reportedly Given Birth To Her Secret Baby

April 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Pictures have surfaced of 39-year-old Rachel McAdams leaving lunch with her 37-year-old screenwriter boyfriend Jamie Linden, and joining them at lunch is what would appear to be a baby. Well, that, or Jamie got the rest of everyone’s meals wrapped up together in an awkwardly-shaped to-go package.

According to Hollywood Pipeline, Rachel and Jamie had a boy, and they could be heard talking about him at lunch, saying he’s “a good baby,” and what a “good sleeper” he is. When reached for comment, Rachel’s rep had nothing to say. When the rumor first broke back in February that Rachel was pregnant, it was reported that she was at least seven months along. So Rachel probably had her baby recently.

Rachel has been very private lately. She and Jamie haven’t yet appeared together on a red carpet, and she never confirmed her pregnancy. We’re probably not going to know anything about her baby until she’s ready to tell us herself. Which is too bad, because I’m dying to know what she named him. Rachel is Canadian, and I want to believe she paid tribute to her country by bestowing on her son one of Canada’s proud heritage names, like Gord, Graham, or Ricky.  I’d also like to know what kind of restaurant were they having lunch at. Either Bass Pro Shops serves food now, or Bigfoot is real and runs a secret A-list invite-only supper club in the woods.

Pic: Wenn.com

A Source Says That Rachel McAdams Is Seven Months Pregnant (UPDATE)

February 22, 2018 / Posted by:

The last time we checked in on who Rachel McAdams was dating (or “Who Rachel McAdams is killing time with until her true love Ryan Gosling swoops back into her life” as those remaining die-hard The Notebook fans might say), she was dating fellow hot Canadian person Taylor Kitsch. This isn’t good news for people who are hoping this story ends with a Lil’ Tim Riggins/Regina George baby.

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