The Betty White/Quween Feud Lives On

Last week, Betty White and Quween on the Scene had a little quarrel outside of the Beverly Hills Medical Center. I was hoping that they would make up over shots of Mad Dog in the parking garage, but obviously that didn’t happen. By the looks of these pictures taken yesterday, Quween is no longer a friend of Betty’s, just like sanity is no longer a friend of OctoMom’s.

This hurts deep. Just look at Betty making painfaces! I make the same face when I accidentally look down while taking a shower by myself. It’s like Quween’s presence is giving her an awesomely horrible case of gas.

You know that one episode of Dateline NBC about telemarketing scams that target the elderly? This looks like a dramatization of that episode. This is not a good sign at all.

I don’t want to have to spend weekends at Quween’s corner, and weekdays at Betty’s house, so I hope this all blows over soon. Whenever you piss off a Golden Girl, just put a cheesecake on her porch and back off. Well, unless it’s Blanche, and then you just slip a hot man in her mail box.

Where Did The Love Go?

Recently imprisoned Quween of the Scene returned to rule her kingdom yesterday, but not everyone greeted her with a welcome back parade. As Mama Betty Rock made her way out of a Beverly Hills medical center, she refused Quween’s posarassi protection services. The paps say that Quween and Betty White got into a little war of words.

When did the world start spinning the other way, because a few months ago Betty treated Quween like the fifth Golden Girl? Did Ben Linus turn the frozen wheel again? Why has this dream suddenly become a nightmare?! Is this the beginning of a Quween of the Scene backlash? Will Quween be exiled from the ho stroll? Do we have to pick sides now?

So many life-changing questions that need answers! And if we do have to decide who to hold hands with on the front lines, I have no choice but to rip up my “I Curtsy For Quween” t-shirt and join Team Cheesecake. Because we all know you don’t want to be on Betty White’s bad side.

FREE QUWEEN ON THE SCENE!!!!

All of the great superheroes of our time get falsely arrested by the cops at one time or another. It has happened to Batman, Spiderman and now Quween on the Scene! Grab your change cups and let’s storm the jailhouse! This is an injustice!

And just like all the wrongs in this world, LeAnn Rimes was behind Quween’s arrest! You see, the “posarassi” were trying to get pictures of LeAnn, and Quween swept in to protect her. Or maybe Quween was protecting the camera lenses from LeAnn’s hideous ass face (sorry, I’m mad at the bitch right now).

When Quween tried to cover LeAnn with her arms, the cops stepped in and put our pap-fighting hero in handcuffs. One of the paps said that Quween was arrested for solicitation. LeAnn just kept walking to her car. THAT BITCH! LeAnn already wrecked two homes, and now she’s the reason why Quween was ripped out of her own home today. LeAnn is ruthless!

This is a sad time we live in. Who’s going to protect the famewhores of the ho stroll now? Chicken Cutlets better empty out her feather fund and bail Quween out as soon as possible!

The Golden Girl And The Quween!

You might have been wondering why your clock stopped ticking for a few minutes this afternoon. No, that secret joint hit you had at lunch wasn’t messing with your brains. Time stopped because Mama Betty Rock and the Quween on the Scene exchanged words on the street.

Actually, Quween has protected Betty from the posarassi before, so they go way back. They were just sharing a laugh over pictures of them giving lap dances to drunk frat boys at the strip club and beating on bitches who were trying to eff with their dudes. You know how Betty and the Quween do it.

Jared Leto Pays His Respects To The Quween

And by that I mean he put a little sugar in her collection cup. Quween on the Scene deserves every last crisp dollar from Jared Leto, because protecting his precious cardigan from the posarassi is not an easy job. You have to pay up.

I love how Quween is eyeballing his wad of cash. She knows dude has My So-Called Life residuals coming in. Quween always does her research.

By the way, I’m still mad at Quween that her white socks are whiter than mine. Quween must scare away the dirt!

NeNe Meets The Quween

Why didn’t I see this coming? This is a picture I never knew I always wanted, but I really did always want it. If that doesn’t make any sense, blame it on my one working brain cell trembling while trying to process this picture of greatness.

During NeNe’s meeting of the famewhores with fellow Real Housewife Gretchen Rossi, they got a visit from street ROYALTY! Quween on the Scene sniffed out the “posarassi” and got in NeNe’s shot. That’s not the only thing she took from NeNe. Notice how Quween is reaching around to NeNe’s backside. Quween knows that NeNe keeps her crisp bills between her luscious ham cheeks. SNATCH! That’s exactly why she’s with the Quween!