Category: Pussy Abuse
Cardi B Calls Out Women Who Say They Have Sex Multiple Times A Day After Larsa Pippen Claimed She And Ex-Husband Scottie Pippen Did It Four Times Daily
Larsa Pippen is the ex-wife of NBA legend Scottie Pippen, and a current “wife” on The Real Housewives of Miami. She’s also thirst personified, to the point where it probably got to be too much for her now ex-friends, The Kardashians. So when she claimed that she and Scottie had sex four times a night every single night of their 23-year marriage on a recent RHOM reunion show, it just seemed like another of Larsa’s attention stunts. But, pussy pundit extraordinaire Cardi B had lots to say about it, though she didn’t mention Larsa by name.
Open Post: Hosted By The Kitty Who Got A Jacked Up Lion Cut
In the last year and a half most of us have seen and/or been the victim of some pretty effed up at-home pandemic haircuts. Luckily, things are getting back to normal and we can return to paying skilled experts hundreds of dollars to cut our hair with professional salon-grade scissors (not the old rusty ones we found in our junk drawer). But even the pros can screw up! A Reddit user who goes by the name GoMooGo recently took their long-haired kitty to a groomer to get a magestic lion cut, and the above picture was the end result. To be fair, who woulda guessed that underneath all that fur were a pair of beautiful feline breasts? Definitely not GoMooGo, who wrote, “This… is not what I was expecting. I can’t stop laughing.” How rude! Continue reading
Jason Lewis From “Sex And The City” Admits To Shooting Rice Around Cats In His Yard And Is Sorry For That
Since the name Jason Lewis may make your brain spit out MariahCareyIDontKnowHer.GIF, he played Smith Jerrod (aka the Absolut Hunk aka Samantha Jones’ blondie boy toy actor) in the last season of Sex and the City and in both movies. Since then, he’s been in the show Midnight, Texas, as well as some Lifetime movies and other shit nobody has seen, but today (which is Caturday of all days) he’s known as a pussy-abusing wad of corroded ass cheese. Because he’s been shooting rice near stray cats to scare them out of his yard. After getting called out, Jason sharted out a sowwy. Nice try, trick, but when the cat takeover finally happens, you’ll still be at the top of their enemy list.
Open Post: Hosted By Gray, The Rescue Kitty Who Hogs All The Boiled Fish
When you hear “viral video of rescue kitties eating”, you might think “Awww!” Well, give it a 2020 twist, add some boiled fish, and two enemy cats named Gray and Cha Cha, and what you get is less cute and more pussy-on-pussy bullying.
Cardi B Defends Using Kylie Jenner In The “WAP” Video And Carole Baskin Hates It For Its Use Of Big Pussies
About one second after Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion dropped their pussy-filled video for Wet Ass Pussy (WAP), many got an instant dry ass pussy from watching Kylie Jenner lazily strut like a sedated cat. Cardi defended her choice to use Kylie, but the video is also getting shit from Carole Baskin for a different reason. Carole called the video out for promoting the captivity of large cats and perpetuating their abuse! Um, since Cardi and Megan pissed Carole off, they better run at the first whiff of sardine oil.
Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B Getting A Quarantine Bikini Wax
Yes, we’re at the “watch famous types get their coochie hairs waxed off” part of this quarantine.
While many people are letting their field of crotch fur grow out, Cardi B is not and documented the waxing of her coochie and turned it all the way up for maximum dramatic effect.