Category: Pussy Problems
Emily Blunt Says Tom Cruise Told Her To “Stop Being Such A Pussy” On The Set Of 2014’s “Edge Of Tomorrow”
Back in 2014, Emily Blunt co-starred in the sci-fi flick Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise, the self-proclaimed Gene Kelly of action movies. The New York Post reports that, during a recent guest appearance on the SmartLess podcast (hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett), 39-year-old Emily shares that, during filming, she freaked out about having to do stunts in her character’s 85-pound battle suit. She recalls crying and telling Tom that she wasn’t sure if she could get through the film shoot. His response surprised her. Lemme guess. He called Emily “glib,” busted out a travel-sized E-meter, audited her, slapped a “Clear” sticker on her forehead, and confiscated all her meds. Nope. Emily claims Tom told her to stop being “such a pussy.”
Cardi B Defends Using Kylie Jenner In The “WAP” Video And Carole Baskin Hates It For Its Use Of Big Pussies
About one second after Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion dropped their pussy-filled video for Wet Ass Pussy (WAP), many got an instant dry ass pussy from watching Kylie Jenner lazily strut like a sedated cat. Cardi defended her choice to use Kylie, but the video is also getting shit from Carole Baskin for a different reason. Carole called the video out for promoting the captivity of large cats and perpetuating their abuse! Um, since Cardi and Megan pissed Carole off, they better run at the first whiff of sardine oil.
Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Tail That Crashed A Video Call
Thanks to coronavirus keeping everyone (who wants to live) in their homes, workplaces continue to hold meetings via video chat. And that includes the government. One Scottish Member of Parliament, John Nicolson, recently had a Zoom moment involving his ginger pussy making an appearance during a work call. Hey, at least it wasn’t a side piece. That fiery ginger puss refused to stay off-camera and stole the hearts of John’s fellow MPs and also the world!
Open Post: Hosted By This Cat’s Sneezing Attack
Today in wet pussy news, here’s a video of a little grey cat having one helluva sneezing attack and serving their best impression of an excited squirrel. Try to contain your rage when the human filming fails to follow up with a “gesundheit” or “bless you.” Some people, I swear to God…
Open Post: Hosted By Ninja Rat
The streets are full of fighting and we don’t need any more of it, but I do have one video of street-fighting which you shouldn’t find overly controversial. Unless you’re really passionate about Tom & Jerry cartoons. A cat and rat got into it in the streets and while you’d assume the cat would sweep that rat with a first-round knockout, Lil’ Ratty had other ideas and was leaping around and sending flying kicks to that cat like it had spent its life training with the Ninja Turtles.
Billy Bush Will Probably Soon Return To TV On The One Network That Still Likes Him
It’s been over two years since Billy Bush was fired from Today for his smarmy role in Pussygate AKA the scandal that launched a million pink pussy knit hats. Since then the fallen apple of the Bush Dynasty (which is sadly not a delicious Chinese Restaurant) has gotten divorced, helped his daughter through sobriety, and been on a voyage of self-discovery with Tony Robbins. Now he’s ready to end his exile and find a way to weasel his way back onto the small screen. Lucky for Billy, Extra has announced that they are moving from NBC to Fox this autumn, and they are looking for a pro-pussy grabbing host to join the team.