Category: Pubes
Chrissy Teigen Wanted To Know If Getting A Bikini Wax While Pregnant Was Way More Painful, So She Asked Twitter
As we know, Chrissy Teigen is pregnant again. Her and John Legend’s baby should be here any day now, and she must be bored, in need of attention, or a combination of the two; because she recently took a break from ripping off cake mixes to take to messy-ass Twitter to ask 12.9 million of her closest pals if getting her pregnant fur-burger waxed would hurt just a little bit worse than normal or excruciatingly worse. She got a mixed bag of answers–and I got a definitively icked bag of mental images.
Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling Sharing That She Once Accidentally Dyed Her Pubic Hair Purple
Page Six says that tonight, Tori Spelling makes her first appearance on Messyness, a brand new MTV chat show hosted by Snooki. Messyness is a spin-off of Ridiculousness and will feature celebrity panelists like Tori and Adam Rippon discussing their own “messiness” and providing valuable commentary on embarrassing Internet fail videos. It looks horrible. MTV released a promo clip of Tori talking about the time she was “feeling frisky” and made the decision to dye her pubic hair platinum blonde to match her head-hair. Unfortunately, Tori left the toner on too long and her bush (allegedly) turned bright purple. Tori caps the story off with this one liner: “I was like, screw golden showers, this is gonna give purple rain a whooole new meaning!” Honestly? Prince’s estate should absolutely sue.
Jake Gyllenhaal’s Crotch Shrub Is Magnificent, So Says Tom Ford
If Tom Ford isn’t exaggerating, then the crotch crabs of the world probably whisper in each other’s ears about a magical land where the tall, luscious and mighty pubes grow wild and there’s enough room for all of them to freely frolic. That magical land exists on a human called Jake Gyllenhaal. Every crotch crab probably spends their entire life trying to get to that dick bush Shangri-La.