Category: Priyanka Chopra
Leonardo DiCaprio And Lukas Haas Were Also Partying On A Yacht In St. Barts Over New Year’s
There must have been some kind of climate summit going on in the Caribbean over the holidays because Lauren Sanchez wasn’t the only person to counterbalance her St. Barts yacht excursion over New Year’s by posting about a pet environmental cause on Instagram immediately after. Page Six reports that eco/panty-warrior Captain Leonardo DiCaprio and his First Mate Lukas Haas, known affectionately within the Pussy Posse as “little buddy,” also spent New Year’s Eve partying on and in the waters surrounding St. Barts with Lauren, Jeff Bezos, and a plethora of other folks who must have had a lot of PTO on the books to spare. Thanks to these brave men and women who have devoted their lives to saving our precious environment, we now know that 26,000 rainforest and Eucalyptus trees have been planted onsite at Mongo Valley Wildlife Sanctuary in Australia and that Leo likes to nibble the celery in his poolside Bloody Mary like an adorable little koala bear!
Priyanka Chopra Jonas Says That She And Nick Jonas Haven’t Been Together Very Much This Year
Back in 2018, 39-year-old Priyanka Chopra Jonas and 29-year-old Nick Jonas got married in a lavish, days-long wedding event that spanned several parties and one movie trailer. It’s 2021, so that’s three years, which I have to say is pretty decent for a Hollywood marriage. And don’t think that there’s trouble in paradise just because Priyanka recently admitted that she and Nick have actually spent most of the year apart because Priyanka and Nick make it work. I think it helps that their wedding was so long because they probably got sick of each other’s company early on and so the distance was a nice break.
“The Activist” Is No Longer A Reality Competition Show, But A Documentary Special
CBS finally realized that their idea for a Shark Tank-style competition show for humanitarians was a shitty one. I’m shocked. If only there was a charity out there that could help me with the rehabilitation needed to recover from this news. But I’ll have to wait to see if any such charity is mentioned in the upcoming documentary The Activist: This Was A Terrible Idea For A Reality Show.
Julianne Hough Is “Deeply Listening” To All The Criticisms Of Her New Competition Series “The Activist”
It seems that Julianne Hough really did some soul-searching–AKA: danced like no one was watching while chanting out cheery affirmations to the sun–because she’s had a long hard think about her upcoming reality competition show The Activist on Parmount+. The show is like if the Hunger Games only picked activists and only one of them got to save somebody at the end. It has gotten a lot of backlash and Julianne would like you to know that she’s listening.
Activists Will Beg For Resources On CBS’s New Competition Reality Show “The Activist”
Big Brother is so 1984! Deadline reports that CBS is launching a five-week reality series called The Activist, “that features six inspiring activists teamed with three high-profile public figures working together to bring meaningful change to one of three vitally important world causes: health, education, and environment.” Usher joins his fellow noted humanitarians Priyanka Chopra Jonas and Julianne Hough as co-hosts. You know you’re living in a dystopia when humanity is on the line, and they put Usher in charge. Usher might be a great choice for a reboot of The Running Man, but this? Jameela Jamil may never recover from this egregious oversight.
Victoria’s Secret Is Re-Branding With Help From Megan Rapinoe And Priyanka Chopra
Victoria’s Secret was once the epitome of “hot” and the nostril-destroying scent of all their lotions and sprays and shit ruled malls for years, but then the lingerie industry started to evolve and people asked, “Hey, you only use impossibly-thin mostly white women and that’s not really the vibe anymore.” And VS said: “Get fucked.” Until they didn’t! Now Victoria’s Secret is leaning all the way in. They are done with the Victoria’s Secret Angels and have cast soccer Queen and World Cup winner, Megan Rapinoe, and actress, Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, as part of their new inclusive rebranding. Well, it ain’t no secret why Victoria is doing this: declining relevance.