I love a happy ending, don’t you? As Gold Diggers Hall Of Fame Presents: The Legend Of Prison Bae wraps up its first season, we can take time to reflect on fairy tale ending for The Felon, The Heiress and The Nurse. In last week’s episode, Jeremy Meeks and ex-wife Melissa Meeks finalized their divorce with Jeremy securing primary custody of the couple’s 9-year-old son Jeremy Jr. Melissa was offered a 6-figure payout for this arrangement and is now moving on with her life. In fact, she recently celebrated her freedom with a blow out divorce party held at Crazy Horse 3 in Las Vegas.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Gold Digging is an art. And few have finessed the skill such as Prison Bae, Mr. Jeremy Meeks. Not only has he found his cash cow in Topshop heiress (above) Chloe Green (the green means money), but he has locked it ALL the way down and now he’s closed the fucking loop by thoroughly ending it with his ex-wife who isn’t worth billions. And by thorough, I mean: she got paid to hand over their son and flutter away.