Category: Prince William

Prince William Has A Very Fancy Nickname For Princess Charlotte

May 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Oi, don’t even fink of giving me no bloody nickname other than Future Lil’ King or William Who?, or I’ll have you tossed out on your bubble and squeak.” I don’t know if that’s what Prince George thought, but you can’t tell me for sure that he didn’t. His sister Princess Charlotte, on the other hand, does have a little nickname, which was recently revealed by Prince William.

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Prince William And Duchess Kate Finally Met Baby Archie

May 15, 2019 / Posted by:

Let’s for a moment take a look at that little fancy purple stamp that reads “All About Archie!” and appreciate that it totally sounds like a Tony award winner for Best Revival of a Musical. I can practically hear Sutton Foster belting out the title song. But it really has been all about Master Archie Mountbatten-Windsor ever since the latest royal baby popped into this world last week. He’s got his first People magazine cover, and he’s been visited by his auntie and uncle, the future King and Queen Consort of England. Not bad for a totally normal, ordinary, run-of-the-mill kid.

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Prince William Says He Has No Idea When The Latest Royal Baby Is Due 

April 29, 2019 / Posted by:

Yesterday, when the internet filled to the top with nerd cream as all you damn nerds busted thousands of nerd nuts over the latest Game of Thrones episode and the Avengers: PleaseEndAlready, I put on my scuba mask while wading in the ocean of nerd jizz, and prayed that Duchess Meghan would continue to be the REBEL ROYAL by going into labor and streaming the birth of her baby live on Instagram. Maybe that would stop the non-stop chunky stream of GoT and Avengers talk (it wouldn’t have).

But it looks like my newest arch rival (because that baby gets to call Prince Hot Gingedaddy“) still hasn’t exited Meghan’s womb and entered a life of royal luxury. Prince Hot Ginge was at the London Marathon yesterday, and so his baby wasn’t born yesterday, but that lucky bundle of freckliness is coming any day now. Just don’t ask Prince William when the kid is coming, because he’ll play dumb. What good is he?!

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The Royals Celebrate Prince Louis’ First Birthday By Releasing Pics Of Him In Lil’ Sweaters

April 23, 2019 / Posted by:

Bitches, don’t leave, you’re the only fun ones in this joint!” is what Prince Louis is screaming at Prince Hot Ginge and Duchess Meghan as they get banished to Africa!

Today is the first anniversary of the born day of Prince Louis (that’s the third kid royale that Prince William and Duchess Kate made), and just like they did with their other kids, they released pictures of him taken by his mom at their country home earlier this month. I do love that Kate and her team added that shit to his sweater to make him look like a regular. Or maybe his older brother Prince George threw that shit at him right before Kate took the pic. Probably the second one.

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The Palace May Be Looking To Send Prince Hot Ginge And Duchess Meghan Away To Africa

April 22, 2019 / Posted by:

Above is a pic from Easter service yesterday of Duchess Kate laughing at something that leaped out of Prince Hot Ginge’s mouth, and if you believe the reports, he’s saying to her, “Bitch, I see you got your nasty slut of a man covering his dick so it won’t wander into the pussy of one of your friends again!”, while she laughs like, “Bitch, shouldn’t you be at home helping your wife pack her ugly clothes since we’re about to banish both of your asses from OUR kingdom!”

There were reports that PHG and Prince William still hate each other, and didn’t speak at all during Easter service (Duchess Meghan wasn’t there since she’s due to birth out the royal ginger baby any day now). That may have been because Prince William and his minions are reportedly working on a plan to send PHG and Duchess Meghan far, far away because he’s jealous of their fame.

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Prince Harry And Prince William’s “Royal Rift” Covers People Magazine

April 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Go ahead and hit play on this before you proceed (you can thank/curse me later). In case you haven’t waited in line at a grocery store of late and have not seen the earth shattering news printed on the front page of People Magazine that Prince Harry and Prince William’s households will be torn asunder, then let me break it to you gently. You see, even when two princes love each other very much, they sometimes need a little space to do their own thing and become their own people. The time has come to William and Harry to see other people naked. We, well to be exact, People, call this a ROYAL RIFT.

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