Category: Prince Harry
British News Channels Hired Actors To Recreate Prince Harry’s Testimony In Tabloid Privacy Case
Prince Harry and nearly 100 others are currently suing the publisher Mirror Group Newspapers, which publishes The Daily Mirror, for phone hacking and pulling other “unlawful” tabloid tricks to get dirt on them. Over the past couple of days, the Duke of Sussex testified for nearly eight hours in London’s High Court. Unfortunately for the media, filming inside the courtroom is forbidden, so there isn’t any footage of the proceedings, just written transcripts. So, some British news stations have been forced to get creative and weird. Indy100 reports that both Sky News and GB News hired ginger actors to recreate the most dramatic moments of Harry’s testimony. That’s right. Those two men in the header pic? They aren’t just two Harrys… they’re his thespian doppelgängers!
Queen Elizabeth II’s Dresser Angela Kelly Seemingly Disses King Charles On Instagram
When Queen Elizabeth II passed on to the big throne in the sky, her son, King Charles III had to figure out what to do with all the people who suckled from her deflated royal teets while she wore the crown- starting with Little Saint James’ former resident Prince Andrew, who Charles slashed his royal allowance and is currently trying to evict from the Royal Lodge. But now, Charles has bigger fish and chips to fry since THE QUEEN’s former dresser Angela Kelly– who’s supposedly salty over being pushed aside by the royal family – has seemingly been shading the King in some cryptic posts and others not so cryptic. And even though Charles is no stranger to having disses thrown his way, Angela isn’t one to fuck with since she’s known for having an arsenal of THE QUEN’s secrets.
The High Court In London Rejected Prince Harry’s Request To Pay Out Of Pocket For Police Protection When Visiting The U.K.
When Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to turn in their working royals lanyards a few years back and take refuge in Montecito, CA, USA all on their own dime thankyouverymuch; they also lost access to the U.K. police as part of their security detail when they return for visits. But since the two are now polarizing figures whose work is roiling the royal family across several mediums, they feel they’re in danger and still require that level of protection when on English soil. Back when THE QUEEN was still alive, Harry even offered to pay for it out of his Netflix-lined pockets so it wasn’t a burden on British taxpayers, but he was turned down. Harry vowed to take that decision up with the law and did; however, People reports the High Court in London just released its decision that Harry and Meghan will not have the police at their disposal when there, even if they fork out their own big-mouth bucks.
Whoopi Goldberg Doesn’t Seem To Buy All Of Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Car Chase Story
Though Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s spokesperson described the recent New York paparazzi pursuit of them (along with Meghan’s mom, Doria Ragland) as a “nearly catastrophic” two-hour long, sometimes 80 mph car chase; the NYPD only called it “challenging,” Mayor Eric Adams said a chase of any length is very dangerous though he found it “hard to believe” it lasted two hours; and photo agency, Backgrid, said the trio was seemingly in “no immediate danger” from their paps but will be investigating further. But, we’ve finally gotten to hear from the most essential voice on any issue: Whoopi Goldberg, of course. On The View yesterday, she shed doubt on Harry and Meghan’s account of the situation, basically saying that her on-air fart smells and backtracking apologies after she farts out an offensive take travel faster than a car can in NYC traffic.
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, And Her Mother Were Reportedly Involved In A “Nearly Catastrophic” Two-Hour Car Chase With The Paparazzi In NYC
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, and her mom Doria Ragland were all in NYC last night for the Ms. Foundation 2023 Women of Vision Awards, where Meghan was honored by Gloria Steinem. But after they left the awards, which were held at the Ziegfeld Theater in midtown Manhattan, whatever champagne buzz they had left was probably knocked out of them when they say they got into a scary car chase with the paps. Apparently, the streets of Manhattan turned into a Vin Diesel-less reboot of Fast & Furious when the paps began chasing the SUV that Harry, Meghan, and Doria were in. Harry and Meghan’s rep says that the chase lasted over two hours and put other drivers and pedestrians in danger. Of course, this is taking everyone back to 1997 when Harry’s mother, Princess Diana, her partner Dodi Al Fayed, and driver, Henri Paul, were all killed in a car crash during a chase with the paparazzi.
King Charles III’s Big Day Featured Crowns, Joanna Lumley, And A Yawning Prince Louis
If you’re a Brit, then I’m sure your vocal cords are sore (and not in a sexy way) from loudly chanting that oath of allegiance to King Charles III on his Coronation Day. Or your vocal cords are sore from loudly snoring while sleeping through King Chuck’s Corny because you don’t give one shit about it. Whatever the case, King Charles and Queen Camilla’s bloomers filled with panty pudding royale today as they were crowned during the scaled-back three-day Coronation event that is costing British taxpayers ONLY $125 million. King Charles and Queen Camilla’s crowning ceremony happened at Westminster Abbey today and featured a spotlight-stealing cameo from little Prince Louis and a quick appearance by Prince Harry, whose ass is already on a plane back to California for his son Prince Archie’s fourth birthday.