Category: President Trump

K-Pop Stans Managed To Troll Trump’s Oklahoma Rally

June 21, 2020 / Posted by:

Every once and a while, this bitter millennial has to take a step back to appreciate the dedication that goes into the work of Gen Zs. Too often I assume that they are using their Tik Toks and their Snapchats for evil––while making me look old and confused in the process. But then, they come out of nowhere and leave me feeling indescribably proud. Like yesterday, when K-pop stans accounts managed to strike again!

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“Apprentice” Contestant Summer Zervos Claims She Has Proof That Trump Sexually Assaulted Her

October 26, 2019 / Posted by:

The Apprentice season 5 contestant Summer Zervos came forward in 2016 claiming the show’s host and the current overlord of the United States, Donald Trump, sexually assaulted her at the Beverly Hills Hotel in December of 2007. Summer, who is suing Trump for defamation for denying that he assaulted her, is now claiming to have proof, according to The Hollywood Reporter. This is not the first time he’s been accused of sexual assault (and he’s already on tape bragging about how easy and enjoyable he’s found it in the past) and it’s probably the 15,000th reason why he might not be the best guy to have in charge and yet the country is still sort of torn.

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Trump Claims That He And Oprah Were Practically Besties Back In The Day

October 13, 2019 / Posted by:

It wouldn’t be a Trump rally without some random nutty content dribbling out of the mouth of our Troll-in-Chief in-between all of the hate and lying. At his most recent troll supremacy rally in Louisiana on Friday, Donald Trump managed to note that he and Oprah Winfrey used to be good friends and that “she loved me.” He also brought key lime pie into this which is grounds enough for impeachment nevermind allegedly blackmailing Ukrainian political officials to try and win in 2020.

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“The Hunt” Won’t Be Shown In Theaters After Mass Shooting And Trump’s Rant

August 11, 2019 / Posted by:

The squeaky wheel gets the grease and the hypocritical narcissist determines what’s shown in movie theaters now. The Hollywood Reporter says that the upcoming horror-thriller The Hunt, which is about working-class people being hunted for sport by psycho “elites”, will no longer debut in theaters and has been pulled from Universal Studios’ release schedule by the studio.

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A$AP Rocky’s Home And Says He’s Never Going Back To Sweden

August 4, 2019 / Posted by:

TMZ reports that A$AP Rocky made it back to the States yesterday and has vowed to never, ever enter the country of Sweden again after spending a month in a Stockholm jail on an assault charge. The judge in the case allowed Rocky and two members of his entourage to skip town prior to their trial verdict being rendered on August 14. Our star-fucking Troll-In-Chief has, of course, already taken credit for getting A$AP released at the behest of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. It’s nice to see that everyone’s priorities are on point. Tasks like getting some asshole-sounding rapper out of jail in a foreign country should definitely be an imperative seeing as everything else back here in the U.S. is going so swimmingly.

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Free A$AP Rocky: Trump Claims He’s On It After Talking To Kanye West

July 20, 2019 / Posted by:

There’s been further developments in the “Free A$AP Rocky from Sweden” saga. Kanye West used HIS PERSONAL HOTLINE INTO THE WHITE HOUSE (!!!) to get Trump in on getting A$AP Rocky out of a Swedish jail, where he’s been held for weeks without being charged with a crime. In a related matter, rapper/producer G-Eazy tweeted about his feeling that his own experience with Swedish law enforcement differed greatly from A$AP’s due to the varying amounts of melanin in their skin.

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