On the left is Posh Beckham wearing a quilt dress from her own collection while going into a building in NYC yesterday and on the right is a chair wearing one of those blankets that moving companies use to move your shit.
Posh gets points, because I can’t stop laughing at this mattress pad mess and when the dress billows up while she’s walking, it looks like ten clouds of farts are wafting out of her ass. And we all know it’s physically impossible for Posh to fart. You need internal organs to fart and Posh doesn’t have any. Posh also gets points, because she looks like an extra absorbent maxi-pad.
The chair gets points, because it’s wearing that quilted moving blanket with ease. The chair is wearing the moving blanket, the moving blanket is not wearing the chair. I bet it looked even better after the movers held that blanket down with ten rolls of duct tape.
The winner is: THE CHAIR! (Like I even had to point that out.)
Anna Wintour might never be able to show her ghoul face in the House of the Death Eaters again, because she shamed them all on Saturday when her frozen bitch face cracked and let out a small smile while spending time with Harper Seven Beckham. The evil bitch queen is actually smiling at the young, innocent maiden? This is like something out of the weirdest Brothers Grimm fairy tale.
Harper Seven and her DILF of a daddy David Beckham sat front row at Posh Beckham’s NYFW show on Saturday, and next to them was Anna Wintour who actually seemed to be charmed by a child. That smile Anna’s throwing isn’t even a condescending “awwww, bless her for wearing a dress that totally gives her body the wrong silhouette” smile or a “she MIGHT be able to get catalog work if she loses 10 pounds” smile. That seems like an actual genuine smile. When Anna Wintour cracks a smile and the mound of frozen souls in her chest feels warmth, the walls of Hell come crashing down. Lucifer doesn’t know what to think anymore.
I see what Posh did here. Posh is getting back at that bitch Anna for never putting her on the cover of Vogue by melting her black heart. Well played, Posh.
Here’s more of Harper killing Anna with her innocence and also some pictures of Posh with her family at Balthazar after the show.