It’s not easy being Gisele Bundchen. I mean, you have to live with Tom Brady 24/7 and make sure he isn’t trying to sneak any strawberries onto his desert of Fiji Water and sugar-free Tic-Tacs. But Gisele had another thing to worry about her: her post-babies boob job. Gisele has a new memoir Lessons: My Path to a Meaningful Life so pieces of it are being released. In addition to talking about her battle with panic attacks, she talks about time she got a boob job. Plastic surgery?! On a supermodel?! Color. Me. SHOCKED!
We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of when Jane Fonda squished Megyn Kelly like a bug under her heel after Megyn asked Jane about her plastic surgeries. To honor such an important event (it’s not, but I want to believe), People has an exclusive interview with 80-year-old Jane where they cover topics from love to aging and everything in between. Jane didn’t want to talk plastic surgery with Megyn Kelly last year, but she’s ready to do it now with People. That might be the best ending to the Megyn Kelly story. She wants to talk surgery, just not with Megyn.
Kelly Ripa has been on television for three decades, and a lot can change to a person in thirty years. For example, they could one day find themselves sitting across a table from what appears to be a spray-tanned robot in TV host autopilot mode. Or maybe they post a throwback picture on Instagram, and people in the comments ask if it’s supposed to be a Spot The Difference game. Kelly Ripa recently squared off with face-shamers on social media, and schooled them on what hasn’t changed.
When Sandra Bullock was at the Oscars in March, some people were really focused on her face, specifically her plump cheeks. Sandra tells InStyle that anyone who saw her cheeks on Oscar night and wondered how many CCs had been injected can stop wondering, because she says the answer is zero.
When one of Bravo’s most terrifying creations, KKKim Zolciak, pried open her 120 pound plastic lips with a crowbar at the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion and said that racism wasn’t a thing before social social (“I love the way Kim Zolciak thinks.” – Kanye West), I thought to myself that she should really take a quick little break from filling her lips and get her brain filled with some brain cells instead. (Although, I’m pretty sure you need a brain in the first place to do that.) Kim hasn’t gotten her head injected with brain cells yet, but she does get filler in her earlobes. You see, Kim is one of those unfortunates who was born with poor people earlobes (aka earlobes that can’t hold huge diamond earrings).
Tyra Banks finally admitted what anyone who has seen her senior yearbook picture knew. Which is that the nose currently on Tyra Banks’ face isn’t her original nose. And in true Tyra fashion, the explanation of why she did it is over-the-top.