Above is a picture from 2017 of Khloe Kardashian’s nose, which since then, has been lipoed, cinched, twisted, rotated, and pulled so much that The Michael Jackson Estate is going to sue her for trademark infringement. I know, a story about a Kartrashian getting plastic surgery. Pull out your MirandaPriestlyGroundbreaking.GIFs.
When you look at Ariel Winter, you might see a girl who looks like the middle child from Modern Family, or someone who appears to be coming for Bella Thorne‘s gig (no Ariel, that market is already over-saturated!). Or maybe you see someone who is hiding the TRUTH about their surgeries. Well, Ariel recently dealt with such a situation. One Instagram commenter dropped by with their two cents on the current status of her body. Naturally, 21-year-old Ariel wasn’t having it, and slid their change back across the counter.
Believe it or not, but a famous person actually underwent plastic surgery. That’s not the story here, the story is that the famous person actually admitted it and didn’t instead tell everyone she got that body from pilates and The Whole 30. During her set, Cardi B told the crowd at the Beale Street Music Festival in Memphis last weekend that she just had lipo done. And she did it in the most Cardi way possible.
I guess Kim Kardashian was attending Olivia Munn’s class of “Japanese Yams Can Make Your Face Change Into Whatever You Want!” Actually, she was the guinea pig Saturday at her makeup artist’s, Mario Dedivanovic, Master Class on how to really kill it at painting your face. For some reason, Kim, someone who has DEFINITELY had some body parts professionally altered, felt the need to share she has never had her nose tweaked.
Some believe that Khia’s ‘My Neck, My Back’ is one of the nastiest songs from the early-aughts, but I like to think of it as a necessary tool used for sexual education, which would make Khia the Dr. Ruth of Hip Hop. And why not? Because she’s instructing you on how to please her throughout the entire song, which is great if you have no idea what you’re doing in the sack. Well now Khia can add a third part of her body to the song; her new basketball-sized ass!
It’s not easy being Gisele Bundchen. I mean, you have to live with Tom Brady 24/7 and make sure he isn’t trying to sneak any strawberries onto his desert of Fiji Water and sugar-free Tic-Tacs. But Gisele had another thing to worry about her: her post-babies boob job. Gisele has a new memoir Lessons: My Path to a Meaningful Life so pieces of it are being released. In addition to talking about her battle with panic attacks, she talks about time she got a boob job. Plastic surgery?! On a supermodel?! Color. Me. SHOCKED!