Category: Piers Morgan

Piers Morgan Attacked Cosmopolitan UK For Putting Tess Holliday On Their Cover, As Viewers Of His Morning Show Call For His Firing

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Imagine waking up to Piers Morgan’s face every morning. Gross, right? Well hundreds of thousands of Good Morning Britain viewers do, and a lot of them aren’t too happy about it. Piers is a boorish, shit stirring drama queen. Who needs a dose of that before coffee, especially in #thesetryingtimes? For example, he recently took time out of his holiday to make a lazy attempt to fat shame American model Tess Holliday for making it to the cover of Cosmopolitan UK. Meanwhile on an unrelated note (I think), GMB viewers are really digging his stand-in, Adil Ray, and are asking for him to replace Piers permanently. I don’t even know the guy, but point me to the petition and I’ll sign on general principle.

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Piers Morgan Says Omarosa Was A Homophobe During “Celebrity Apprentice”

February 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Attention whore Piers Morgan has popped up to say that fellow attention whore Omarosa tried to label him as a closet case when they appeared on the first season of Celebrity Apprentice. Piers penned a column for The Daily Mail that basically drags the fired White House staffer for being irrelevant and mean by going on Celebrity Big Brother to air dirty laundry for more headlines. The ten-second summary of it is: Omarosa likes to use gay slurs, especially if it gets her screen time. Omarosa…having no morals in her quest for fame?! Oh noooooo! I hope you were sitting down when you read that.

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Tonya Harding Got Into It With Shit-Stirring Piers Morgan

January 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Even though Tonya Harding was sitting mere feet from apparently everyone’s dream 2020 presidential candidate at the Golden Globes Sunday night, some people thought it was a bit twisted that Nancy Kerrigan was sitting at home while the woman who may or may not have been responsible for the “WHYYYYYYY?!?!” heard ‘round the world got to mingle with the stars. People reports Britain shit stirrer Piers Morgan of Good Morning Britain wondered the same thing and wasn’t afraid to remind everyone who really should be playing the victim card between Tonya and Nancy.

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Kim Cattrall Still Has A Lot To Say About “Sex And The City”

October 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Ever since it was officially announced that Sex And The City 3 would not be appearing in any of our Fandango apps, Kim Cattrall has received nothing but Edible Arrangements from fans, and flaming bags of dog turds from her former cast mates. I’m not sure of the former, but I can almost guarantee the latter, as Kim is still gabbing away about how she was never friends with all of them even though she sacrificed her baby-making years for those Cosmo-swilling broads! Continue reading

“Good Morning Britain” Won An Award For Worst Las Vegas Shooting Optics

October 2, 2017 / Posted by:

The British already endure enough torture from Good Morning Britain each day with Piers Morgan at the anchor desk (“Ha! Try holding up a mirror when you say that during the 9AM hour of the Today Show,” –everyone in England). But producers just couldn’t help themselves and just had to make it even more cringe-worthy by combining a Mariah Carey Christmas interview with breaking coverage of the horrific Las Vegas attack that happened last night. Continue reading


Emma Watson Won The First Gender-Neutral Acting Award At The MTV Movie Awards

May 8, 2017 / Posted by:

This was the first year that the MTV Movie & TV Awards decided not to split up the acting nominees by gender. For example, the category for Best Actor in a Movie featured three men and three women. Same with Best Hero. Best Actor in a TV Show had four girls and two dudes. It was a very woke show. Emma Watson was up for Best Actor for playing a book-reading beastiality enthusiast in the live-action Beauty and the Beast. She won.

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