Category: Piers Morgan

Kim Cattrall Still Has A Lot To Say About “Sex And The City”

October 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Ever since it was officially announced that Sex And The City 3 would not be appearing in any of our Fandango apps, Kim Cattrall has received nothing but Edible Arrangements from fans, and flaming bags of dog turds from her former cast mates. I’m not sure of the former, but I can almost guarantee the latter, as Kim is still gabbing away about how she was never friends with all of them even though she sacrificed her baby-making years for those Cosmo-swilling broads! Continue reading

“Good Morning Britain” Won An Award For Worst Las Vegas Shooting Optics

October 2, 2017 / Posted by:

The British already endure enough torture from Good Morning Britain each day with Piers Morgan at the anchor desk (“Ha! Try holding up a mirror when you say that during the 9AM hour of the Today Show,” –everyone in England). But producers just couldn’t help themselves and just had to make it even more cringe-worthy by combining a Mariah Carey Christmas interview with breaking coverage of the horrific Las Vegas attack that happened last night. Continue reading

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Emma Watson Won The First Gender-Neutral Acting Award At The MTV Movie Awards

May 8, 2017 / Posted by:

This was the first year that the MTV Movie & TV Awards decided not to split up the acting nominees by gender. For example, the category for Best Actor in a Movie featured three men and three women. Same with Best Hero. Best Actor in a TV Show had four girls and two dudes. It was a very woke show. Emma Watson was up for Best Actor for playing a book-reading beastiality enthusiast in the live-action Beauty and the Beast. She won.

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Ewan McGregor Refused To Appear On The Same Show As Piers Morgan

January 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Ewan McGregor has a new movie, T2: Trainspotting, coming out soon, which means he’s hustling the goods on a series of TV shows. One of the stops on Ewan’s promo tour was supposed to happen this morning on Good Morning Britain, but he decided that he didn’t want to do the show after discovering that one of the hosts is rancid Turkey Twizzler Piers Morgan. Ewan added an extra sting in his slap by making his announcement a public one on Twitter.

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Piers Morgan Says He’s “Skeptical” That Lady Gaga Has PTSD, Lady Gaga Slaps Back

December 13, 2016 / Posted by:

Piers Morgan’s restless troll syndrome acted up again recently when he decided to start shit with Lady Gaga and Madonna. Piers probably thought he was safe from any retaliation, since Lady Gaga and Madonna are automatically programmed to come for each other in the event they’re both dragged into something. But that didn’t happen.

Piers ended up on Lady Gaga’s shit list over tweets he made about her and Madonna’s rape accusations and also her PTSD claims. And Lady Gaga’s talons are firmly aimed at Piers.

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Charlie Sheen Sharted Up A Story About Donald Trump’s Alleged Cheap Ways

June 20, 2016 / Posted by:

Charlie Sheen was in the UK over the weekend, because he did a live interview with fellow flaming suppository Piers Morgan at a theater in London. Watching Charlie and Piers in a conversation is probably like watching two b-holes take turns busting out a sloppy wet fart into each other. Charlie was on The Graham Norton Show to promote his live scat show with Piers, and the subject of Donald Trump was brought up.

In the past, Piers has stuck his tongue up Donald Trump’s ass many times and so Graham asked Charlie for this thoughts about the mutated moldy Circus Peanut. Charlie made it clear that he’s not here for Trump. Charlie then told a story about how Trump gave him a pair of “platinum diamond Harry Winston” cufflinks that turned out to be worth less than the stunning “gold” jewelry my cousins buy from a dude with a briefcase on the beaches in Ensenada, Mexico.

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