Category: Piers Morgan

Dick Van Dyke Shut Down Piers Morgan With A Single Look

December 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Do not come for Dick Van Dyke. Piers Morgan learned that lesson the hard way when he #tooktotwitter in an attempt to mock the 92-year-old legend, and now he’s dead. Dick killed him with a single look. Piers took a lame stab at a joke that Dick has probably heard no fewer than 8 million times (that’s roughly the same number of people who would be willing to sign a petition to have Piers replaced on Good Morning Britain) but gave it his own repugnant spin. Dick responded with a photo of himself giving the same expression most everybody makes when the hear the name Piers Morgan.

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Ariana Grande Clapped Back At Piers Morgan For Coming For Little Mix, And Her Mom, And Ellen DeGeneres, And Her

November 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Piers Morgan seems to hate everything from larger women existing in his general vicinity to James Bond caring for his own young child. Well, Piers decided to earn himself a bit ‘o publicity this week, and so he attacked the girl group Little Mix and somehow it came to him fighting with Ariana Grande, who is in the middle of a break up, just cut her hair and has absolutely nothing to lose!

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Piers Morgan Took A Pie To The Face Over His “Papoose” Comments

October 17, 2018 / Posted by:

On Sunday, Piers Morgan came for Daniel Craig for wearing his six-week-old daughter in a baby carrier (or “papoose” as they say in the UK). Obviously a whole lot of people have had a problem with Piers’ stance on the matter, and they’ve called him out justly. But sometimes simply calling out a troll on Twitter isn’t enough, and that’s when Piers received some real-life comeuppance for his stupid opinions by way of a cream-filled pie to the face on live television.

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Piers Morgan Attacked Cosmopolitan UK For Putting Tess Holliday On Their Cover, As Viewers Of His Morning Show Call For His Firing

August 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Imagine waking up to Piers Morgan’s face every morning. Gross, right? Well hundreds of thousands of Good Morning Britain viewers do, and a lot of them aren’t too happy about it. Piers is a boorish, shit stirring drama queen. Who needs a dose of that before coffee, especially in #thesetryingtimes? For example, he recently took time out of his holiday to make a lazy attempt to fat shame American model Tess Holliday for making it to the cover of Cosmopolitan UK. Meanwhile on an unrelated note (I think), GMB viewers are really digging his stand-in, Adil Ray, and are asking for him to replace Piers permanently. I don’t even know the guy, but point me to the petition and I’ll sign on general principle.

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Piers Morgan Says Omarosa Was A Homophobe During “Celebrity Apprentice”

February 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Attention whore Piers Morgan has popped up to say that fellow attention whore Omarosa tried to label him as a closet case when they appeared on the first season of Celebrity Apprentice. Piers penned a column for The Daily Mail that basically drags the fired White House staffer for being irrelevant and mean by going on Celebrity Big Brother to air dirty laundry for more headlines. The ten-second summary of it is: Omarosa likes to use gay slurs, especially if it gets her screen time. Omarosa…having no morals in her quest for fame?! Oh noooooo! I hope you were sitting down when you read that.

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Tonya Harding Got Into It With Shit-Stirring Piers Morgan

January 9, 2018 / Posted by:

Even though Tonya Harding was sitting mere feet from apparently everyone’s dream 2020 presidential candidate at the Golden Globes Sunday night, some people thought it was a bit twisted that Nancy Kerrigan was sitting at home while the woman who may or may not have been responsible for the “WHYYYYYYY?!?!” heard ‘round the world got to mingle with the stars. People reports Britain shit stirrer Piers Morgan of Good Morning Britain wondered the same thing and wasn’t afraid to remind everyone who really should be playing the victim card between Tonya and Nancy.

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