In June, Leonardo DiCaprio shared a picture of him and Brad Pitt in costume on the set of Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon A Time In Hollywood. Well, it appears Leo got a little chin slimming before it was released to the general public.
Page Six says Sony “accidentally” uploaded an un-Photoshopped picture of the two, and I’m a little bit underwhelmed. At peak Photoshop, Mariah Carey may as well be Sailor Moon because you can’t for the life of you tell who the fuck it really is, so I got excited thinking we were going to find out Leo and Brad really have eighteen chins (still five less than me) and Margot Robbie has an Abraham Lincoln beard. We still may be waiting for leaked photos from Margot’s shoot, but Leo and Brad’s, erm, still just shows two middle-aged white dudes.
— Page Six (@PageSix) August 8, 2018
Because this is Hollywood, Leo’s sources are already out insisting he never requested something like that, and Sony farted out a statement that said, “The actors did not request any retouching of photography from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. We take full responsibility for the error.”
Honestly, if they had just held off on taking the photos a few more hours after lunch, his chin would have probably done that on its own. We all get a little Chili’s bloat from time to time, amiright?!
Back in November, Carrie Underwood cut up her face after falling down outside while taking her dogs out. It seemed like the fall was serious and that Carrie came out looking like Phantom of the Grand Ole Opry. But a fan photo later revealed that Carrie looked like herself. Because Carrie took a while to heal, there were conspiracy theories that her fall was a cover-up for plastic surgery. Carrie would like you to know that it wasn’t.
The woman you’re looking at on the Vogue Italia cover above is Gigi Hadid and not an artist’s rendering of an overtanned Donatella Versace. The only indicator that it’s Gigi are those vacant eyes. Everything else looks like a whole other person of a totally different race, and the internet has something to say about it.
Just try to ignore that tragic poster, which looks like a no-budget travel ad done by an intern on MS Paint using the cheapest clip art they could find (see: that random peacock and Liberace’s anal beads aka those rhinestone disco balls).
When I was laid up in my bed with a jacked-up retina for weeks, my ears swallowed up many audio books including the entire Crazy Rich Asians series. I swallowed those books up like they were an 8″ peen, because as someone who thinks Jackie Collins is the greatest thing to happen to words, the Crazy Rich Asians series has everything I want: opulence, intrigue, glamour, bitchery, and a plot easy enough for my simple brain to follow. So I’ve been waiting and waiting for a trailer for the film version, which is Hollywood’s first all-Asian cast movie since The Joy Luck Club. A teaser trailer was released a few days ago, and it got me nervous, thinking that those cheap bitches in Hollywood turned it into On-A-Budget Asians by making it look like a Lifetime movie. But the full trailer is out and it is ˈä-pyə-lənt. Well, most of it is anyway.
With the likes of Kaia Gerber and Lily Rose-Depp coming for their “it” nepotism models of the fashion world crown, Bella and Gigi Hadid have to pull out some shit to stay on top. So they pulled off their chonies, decided their coochies needed to have a kiki and brought some high fashion “incest is best” shit to British Vogue. The Kartrashian-Jenners are probably going to try to top this. The silica gel packets they call their brains are probably melting from them trying to figure out the logistics of how 5 sisters can do a naked 69 pose. Thanks a lot, Bella and Gigi!
Pimp Mama Kris isn’t just only a world-renowned pimp, she’s also a fame whore herself and isn’t afraid to shamelessly sell shitty products (I mean that in more ways than one) for a quick check. Like many fame whores (including ones she’s related to) before her, PMK pimped out the fairy tale in a grey packet called Flat Tummy Tea on Instagram yesterday.