Hasn’t La Lucci been through enough?!!?!
The universe can go tongue fuck a sloppy ass, because it has not been good to flawless human diamond Susan Lucci lately. First, we were at risk of the sun never coming out again, because the sun only comes out to gaze upon La Lucci and she almost died last year! Second, she graciously volunteered her precious time by walking in a fashion show for the American Heart Association’s Go Red for Women charity, which she’s a spokesperson for, and La Lucci nearly broke her La Cucci when she went BOOM on the catwalk. The universe must be a Days of Our Lives fan.
If you’re still waiting for the middle-aged teens from The Real Housewives of Atlanta to finally grow up and act their age, then please have a seat, because that won’t be happening any time soon. Why you ask? Because it’s REUNION TIME! And you know that the Housewives like to turn up and turn it all the way out with their brand of craziness during reunions while show creator/host Andy Cohen giggles and squeals like a group of twelve-year-olds on a shopping spree at Forever 21.
Grab your wigs and waffle fries, and let the ticker tape parade commence, because the streets of Atlanta resemble Times Square when the troops came home in ’45! Ex-Real Housewife of Atlanta Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida have FINALLY reached a divorce settlement. TMZ reports Phaedra gets primary physical custody, while Apollo gets weekly phone calls because, well, it’s hard to rear kids behind bars. Continue reading