Radar Online is reporting that Ariana Grande is bouncing back from her break up and finally getting on a new man. Although it’s not so much of a new man as much as it is going through your contacts, finding your ex and calling him up after midnight. The Call of Booty: it hits us all.
Page Six is reporting that recently(ish) single, 25-year-old Pete Davidson, was spotted leaving the Netflix Golden Globes party with 45-year-old Kate Beckinsale. Some nosy bitch (or Kate and Pete’s publicists) was there and gave Page Six all the riveting details.
Sometimes we just need a little dial-up peen, and usually it’s no easier than firing off a quick “hey, u up?” to an ex-boo thang you know is just as single as we are. Considering the emotional roller coaster of a 2018 that Ariana Grande had, who can blame a huss for wanting to ride on into 2019 with some familiar trouser snake? Ariana herself says she will likely not be dating anyone again EVER…and then later that day was seen walking around with ex-boyfriend, Ricky Alvarez. That had some people saying, “Liar, liar, pants on fire!” Psh, calm down. This is 2019! We can bone and not date all we damn well please!
After posting a very cryptic note on his Instagram page, concern grew tremendously for Pete Davidson‘s well being. The post, which was born from this past weekend’s Twitter fuckery from Kanye West, read “i really don’t want to be on this earth anymore. i’m doing my best to stay here for you but i actually don’t know how much longer i can last.” Though he’s fine now, TMZ reports that at the time, his ex-fiancee Ariana Grande swung her magic ponytail around like a propeller and rushed to be by his side at NBC Studios in New York City. However when she got there, Pete’s security team hit her with a huge: ACCESS DENIED.
Twitter was an entire battleground of drama on Saturday. Kanye West and Ariana Grande exchanged a few jabs at each other, which ultimately led to Ari’s ex Pete Davidson getting involved then ending with a very dark Instagram post before deleting his account altogether. It was the equivalent of eating a sundae only to discover the chocolate sprinkles on top were really mouse droppings. Thankfully Pete is fine and last night he made a very brief appearance during Saturday Night Live.
Pete Davidson’s dusted himself off and is climbing back in the saddle. If my western motif endues, he’s back to riding the range after that sassy filly Ariana Grande bucked him off and headed to greener pastures. According to TMZ, Pete was spotted out for dinner with a lady at an upscale Italian restaurant in New York called Carbone. They do not have mozzarella sticks at this place, so I don’t know what Pete ordered, but it looks like they let him keep his sweatshirt on.