Pete Davidson’s Joke About Congressional Candidate Dan Crenshaw Didn’t Go Over Well With Some People
Pete Davidson returned to the Saturday Night Live Weekend Update desk and initially got attention for speaking about his breakup with Ariana Grande, but now he’s making news for what he said before that. Pete’s bit on Weekend Update was primarily about tomorrow’s midterm elections. He cracked a bunch of jokes at the expense of some Republican candidates, as well as Democratic candidate Andrew Cuomo, who he said looks like the type of guy to fuck your mom and then eat breakfast the next morning in his underwear. Texas congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw was one such person who got dragged by Pete, and some people (including Dan himself) are really not happy about it.
Pete Davidson Said Words About Ariana Grande On “Saturday Night Live” And She Released A Song About Her Exes
The breakup of tiny high pony Ariana Grande and human hoodie Pete Davidson might last slightly longer than their whirlwind, tattoo-emblazoned relationship. For this, they get a “huzzah!” because a breakup drama is always more interesting and less vomit-inducing than lovey luv times between two genitally-mesmerized 20-somethings. Ariana dropped a new breakup anthem about five seconds before the new episode of
The Pete Davidson Is Single Now Show Saturday Night Live aired, and Pete addressed their split during the show’s “Weekend Update” segment. Uh, remember to vote? *sad-face*
Welp, I guess it’s finally that time. By “that time” I mean when recent exes Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson turn on each other. And by “finally” I mean not long after we found out she was getting her tattoos which were inspired by Pete hidden and forgotten from her body. I guess it’s a quick hop from removing tattoos to throwing shade on social networks.
It was only a matter of time. Ever since Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson broke up at the beginning of October we’ve all been knowing that the two of them would eventually try to cover up all of those poor-decision tattoos they got inspired by each other. And I mean, there were a couple. Several, even. Well, Ariana has already covered up the “Pete” tattoo she got on her finger with a Band-Aid (that may have been covering up that Pete tattoo or a cover-up tattoo, all these cover-ups!!) and she’s removed another inked memory of Pete from her hand. Continue reading
When Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande recently split up I felt terrible..for not caring. The only reason I liked them together was because they looked like the Millennial version of Herman and Lily Munster. In any case, I doubt the two of them will be resurrecting their love anytime soon because now, since Pete has changed his phone number, Ariana can look forward to a bunch of “new phone who dis?” messages when she starts drunk texting him in a few days.
Ariana Grande seems to be doing all right post-break up with Pete Davidson. She even had the energy to yodel it out Broadway-style when she filmed a Halloween Wicked special last week. And not to mention she’s getting comfort from her adorable pet piglet, Piggy Smalls. You know the saying “Men are pigs”? No ma’am: Pigs are better than men.