Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson (AKA the future Mrs. and Mr. Grande) have been so in love that they took it all the way back to the old-school kind of love and wrote it all over themselves in permanent marker. Except instead of semi-permanent marker, they’re using tiny needles injecting their body with actually-permanent tattoo ink. Well add another weird image/phrase to the growing list: Pete done got another one.
Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande recently elevated their commitment to each other by co-parenting a new baby micro pig. And Entertainment Tonight reports that two days ago, Pete’s tattoo artist Instagrammed a picture of the latest work to get added to Pete’s ever-growing art gallery on his body. It would appear he recently got a tattoo of Winnie the Pooh (that kind of looks like a Shrinky Dink of Pooh that was left in the toaster oven too long), and a scribbled interpretation of their new pig, which apparently has been bestowed with the name: Piggy Smallz.
Although maybe it’s because I’m not wearing my glasses, but it kind of reads like Piggy Smallth to me, which makes sense if the goal was to spell it how Mike Tyson might pronounce it. And I’d also love an explanation as to why Piggy Smallz is wearing what appears to be Superstar Barbie’s earrings on his face, but I’m happy to wait for that.
I’m sure Pete and Ariana thought they’d hit the creative punny pet name jackpot with Piggy Smallz, but sadly they’re not the first. Megan Fox once owned a pig named Piggy Smalls, but she had to give it away after he became “sexually aggressive.” A potbelly pig named Piggy Smalls also made the news last year in Oregon after escaping from its owners and going on the run from police for several months. Do your research next time, you two! If they had, they would have known that Gettin’ Piggy With It just has so much more pizzazz.
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson are not only engaged/potentially already married and living together in delirious happiness, they are also looking to the future and planning ahead. AKA: buying animals together.
E! News is reporting that Miss Ariana took to Instagram and posted some videos to her story showing her with a new addition to the Grande-Davidson household. No, Ariana isn’t pregnant (yet), if she was you know that Oversharing Davidson would tell us all about it. The positions they had sex in, how many weeks ago was Ariana’s last period, what they’ll name the baby, what her vagina looked like that day: we’ll get all the details. The couple’s news is baby-related, but this is different. This is about the only kind of baby I actually like: the non-human kind.
After two days of public viewing (featuring a costume change and a gold casket, no less), today was the day everyone gathered and honored the life of the Queen of Soul at her funeral. But of course a legendary diva like Aretha didn’t go out with a couple eulogies and pastor-led rendition of “Amazing Grace” before a lunch of sandwiches in the church hall. That gold casket should have been your first and only clue needed to know Aretha would absolutely going out like a legend in an all-day, star-packed memorial service.
Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande totally seem like that couple from high school who would have signed each other’s yearbooks multiple times with exceedingly cheesy messages (“I wuv woo more than our geometry class trip to the box factory“). So of course they’ve got a number of tattoos in honor of each other. But as it turns out, Pete’s body actually is like a yearbook, and it also includes a little message courtesy of Ariana’s ex-boyfriend Big Sean.
Pete Davidson, who is young and also in Hollywood, is on one of the covers of Variety‘s Power of Young Hollywood issue looking like Eminem stopped eating, and in it he talked a lot about his life. He talks about comedy, growing up, that girl he’s seeing… what’s her name again? …Hmm, was it in the news? Hmmm, oh yeah, Ariana Grande.