Category: Pete Davidson
Pete Davidson Probably Won’t Make Any Jokes About Kim Kardashian When He Hosts “Saturday Night Live” Next Week
Though one of the highlights of Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s chaotically eventful 9-month relationship was the two of them roasting her enormous ass and his pimply, neon white one (I’m assuming) as they humped in front of a fireplace in tribute to Kim’s beloved, freaky (and still alive) grandma, it looks like Pete won’t be roasting Kim when he returns to Saturday Night Live to host next week.
Pete Davidson Might Catch Criminal Charges For His One-Car Crash Last Month, And He Shoved A Handsy Fan At A Knicks Game Yesterday
It’s too bad that Pete Davidson’s no longer in Kris Jenner’s inner circle, or the fallout from his one-car crash into a Beverly Hills home would’ve ended with a handshake and a friendly ride home from the cops. But instead, he could be facing criminal charges for that incident last month. And in another pivot from most Pete news being about him shoving his average-sized revolving door dick into a new piece, he was instead seen shoving an overzealous fan at last night’s Knicks game.
Pete Davidson Addresses His BDE Label And Says His Penis Isn’t “That Special”
She may be preparing for her turn as a good witch in her upcoming film, but honestly, the most “wicked” thing Ariana Grande ever did was inform us about how big Pete Davidson‘s dick is. None of us needed to know that Pete’s pistol tickled her insides until it reached her throat and caused her to sing to the Heavens. The bright side is that this information did wonders for Pete’s love life, even though he admitted Ariana was exaggerating just a bit. Now, tired of all the lies and propaganda surrounding his allegedly magical penis, Pete is finally setting the record straight to let everyone know exactly how much he’s got tucked away inside his tightie whities.
Pete Davidson Says He Felt Like A “Loser” Whenever His “Saturday Night Live” Co-Stars Made Fun Of His Love Life
Pete Davidson has been with a loottttt of ladies over the past few years, a fact that has gotten him scrutinized by many folks. Probably because they’re wondering how such a pale, goofy-looking guy can snag such hot pieces of ass like British cougar Kate Beckinsale and stunted chanteuse Ariana Grande, who informed us long ago, we should refer to him as Pistol Packin’ Pete (even though he slapped those rumors down shortly afterward). But regardless of whatever the allure is with Pete, he admits that while on Saturday Night Live, whenever his co-workers made fun of his love life, he always felt like the biggest loser ever.
Pete Davidson And Chase Sui-Wonders Were In A One-Car Accident In Beverly Hills Over The Weekend
Pete Davidson and his long-term girlfriend (hey, it’s now been over a month and a half) Chase Sui-Wonders had only just gotten back from their frequent love nest of Hawaii on Saturday night, when Pete somehow lost control of his Mercedes and a fire hydrant and then a Beverly Hills home heroically stepped up to stop the wayward vehicle. Luckily, no one was hurt. Though there were no citations or arrests, the incident is reportedly under investigation.
Pete Davidson And Chase Sui Wonders Vacationed Together In Hawaii And It Looks Like He Removed His Kim Kardashian Tattoos
In PDT (Pete Davidson Time), his 9-month relationship with Kim Kardashian was a lifetime, so he devoted several tattoos to his “lawyer girl” and even got her and Kanye West’s kids’ initials, which was weird as fuck, honestly, and I’m still annoyed that stunt almost made me have to side with Kanye (in that situation only). But ever since “Kete” parted ways, Pete’s been busier than ever trying on “dream girls,” and if you blinked, you might’ve missed that he and Emily Ratajkowski were a thing for five minutes and he’s now moved on to his “great friend” Chase Sui Wonders. The two of them were just papped getting handsy in Hawaii, so since Pete is a repeat love-interest-tattoo-offender, we can all expect a “Chase 4 Eva” tattoo in the near future. Luckily, Pete cleared some prime space on his body body body for her because it appears that he’s gotten rid of all of his Kim-themed tattoos.