Category: Pete Davidson

Ariana Grande Got A Break-Up Haircut

November 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Ever since they broke up about a month ago, Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson have followed up their always-in-the-media relationship campaign with a mostly-in-the-media break up tour. They’ve been getting back to work, making jokes, covering tattoos, finding new love in animals, changing their numbers, releasing hugely popular songs about exes; it’s kind of been a production. The show ain’t over, folks. Ariana has moved into the next phase of her post-engagement renaissance: a dramatic haircut.

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Pete Davidson Apologized To Congressman-Elect Dan Crenshaw In Person On “Saturday Night Live” Last Night

November 11, 2018 / Posted by:

Yes, more Pete Davidson. Seriously, an SNL cast member hasn’t been written about this much since Eddie Murphy picked up that transgender hooker and then told some bullshit story claiming that he thought he was giving a cis female a ride home from work back in ’97. Pete Davidson was briefly stirred out of his slouchy apathy for everything (except talking incessantly about his recent break-up with Ariana Grande) last week when he discovered that you probably shouldn’t publicly clown on a U.S. war hero’s mutilating injury. The man in question, retired Lt. Commander and current Congressman-Elect Dan Crenshaw popped up on SNL last night so Pete could apologize in person, as reported by People. And they STILL managed to work an Ariana Grande reference into the bit, probably at Pete’s behest. Does Pete have salacious photos of Lorne Michaels blowing Chevy Chase back in 1978 or something?

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Dan Crenshaw Used His Victory Speech To Poke Back At Pete Davidson

November 7, 2018 / Posted by:

During this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, Pete Davidson joked that Texas congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw looks like a hitman in a porno. It didn’t go over well, because Dan lost his eye during an attack in Afghanistan. Dan said at the time that Pete shouldn’t apologize because he’s tired of everybody getting outraged over everything, but that SNL should recognize that war wounds shouldn’t be used for bad jokes. Dan said more about it last night.

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Pete Davidson’s Joke About Congressional Candidate Dan Crenshaw Didn’t Go Over Well With Some People

November 5, 2018 / Posted by:

Pete Davidson returned to the Saturday Night Live Weekend Update desk and initially got attention for speaking about his breakup with Ariana Grande, but now he’s making news for what he said before that. Pete’s bit on Weekend Update was primarily about tomorrow’s midterm elections. He cracked a bunch of jokes at the expense of some Republican candidates, as well as Democratic candidate Andrew Cuomo, who he said looks like the type of guy to fuck your mom and then eat breakfast the next morning in his underwear. Texas congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw was one such person who got dragged by Pete, and some people (including Dan himself) are really not happy about it.

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Pete Davidson Said Words About Ariana Grande On “Saturday Night Live” And She Released A Song About Her Exes 

November 4, 2018 / Posted by:

The breakup of tiny high pony Ariana Grande and human hoodie Pete Davidson might last slightly longer than their whirlwind, tattoo-emblazoned relationship. For this, they get a “huzzah!” because a breakup drama is always more interesting and less vomit-inducing than lovey luv times between two genitally-mesmerized 20-somethings. Ariana dropped a new breakup anthem about five seconds before the new episode of The Pete Davidson Is Single Now Show Saturday Night Live aired, and Pete addressed their split during the show’s “Weekend Update” segment. Uh, remember to vote? *sad-face*

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Ariana Grande Slapped At Pete Davidson For Joking About Their Failed Engagement

November 2, 2018 / Posted by:

Welp, I guess it’s finally that time. By “that time” I mean when recent exes Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson turn on each other. And by “finally” I mean not long after we found out she was getting her tattoos which were inspired by Pete hidden and forgotten from her body. I guess it’s a quick hop from removing tattoos to throwing shade on social networks.

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