Category: Penn Badgley

Pretend “You” Serial Killer Pen Badgely Blames Netflix For Fueling Serial Killer Fandom

February 13, 2023 / Posted by:

It seems like lately, a lot of these actors out here are taking the job of play-acting a little too seriously. Penn Badgley, for example, has been wringing his pretend stabbing hands about the ethics of playing a serial killer on the Netflix You since the beginning. It’s like, sir, your name is Penn Badgley; we’re not taking anything you do seriously! Nevertheless, Penn would like to remind us, for the umpteenth time, that he doesn’t think serial killers should be attractive, not even pretend ones with bedroom eyes and an unruly womb-groomer, and that there’s something really wrong with You, you, and “you” if you don’t agree.

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Chris D’Elia Got Dropped By His Agents While Penn Badgley Spoke Out About The Accusations

June 24, 2020 / Posted by:

Chris D’Elia co-starred on the last season of You where he played a creeper comic who groomed underage girls. Art imitating life, much? Chris was recently accused of doing exactly that, so now Penn Badgley–who stars on You as the main psycho–has commented on the accusations which hit close to home. And Chris’ fallout continues because his agents have washed their hands of his ass.

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Penn Badgely Is Woke

December 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Penn Badgely spoke to PinkNews about his former Lifetime and future Netflix show You and, during the interview, got into how Hollywood is full of “privileged ass white people” playing all the roles and how sick of it he is. His time amongst his fellow privileged ass white people actors on Gossip Girl obviously got him all fucked up about the state of the world.

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That’s Some Hair.

December 24, 2011 / Posted by:

I totally thought he was a fagatron. Note – I like big, fat, hairy man ass and am myself a “fagatron”. That’s right, I’m taking back the word “fagatron” for the gay community and making it’s power work for us! Oh, dear.

 Just like Michael K. signed off to me with a “love you long time” in an e-mail this morning, and I was like – wow – half-Asian people can do that without sounding racist. If I did that, I would sound like Dick #1 or a villain from a  Dick Tracy cartoon.  

Here’s some pics of Penn Badgley’s “Muppet-looking ass” (TM – Michael K. in the aforementioned e-mail) with the object of Jodie Foster’s Captain Save-A-Ho dyke vigilantism from The Brave One. They’re hanging out in Miami. That movie rocks. As she kills more people, she looks more lesbian. It was the role she was born to live play.

Good for Penn for eschewing the product to let it all air out on the beach. Truth be told, this shit happens to me too. If I don’t risk cancer by putting so much shit in my hair that patches of my scalp burn and insects are caught and drown in the mess, I have 80s puffy helmet hair. It doesn’t grow long, IT EXPANDS. Like the end of a TAMPON. It’s humiliating. I support the fagotron. Zoe Kraviz is going to lose shit in that, though. You know, besides her dignity for bearding for the guy who’s fucking Marcia Cross’ Desperate Housewives son. She isn’t surreptitiously bouncing on his dick under the water like some of you dirty bitches think. They’re both tinkling at the same time like giddy girlfriends and giggling over it.

Shit, that hair is gonna topple him. She is way too petite to be able to lift him up if that happens. They’re gonna have to call a cabana boy and then Penn’s gonna wanna suck him off. Awkward.

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