Category: Peeps

Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Peeps-Flavored Pepsi

February 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Valentine’s Day is over and all of the red, pink, and heart-shaped candy is on the clearance rack, it’s time for big sweets to move on to their next seasonally appropriate grift. Enter Peeps. They’re the candy corn of Easter because they’re fucking gross and are on a constant crusade to find a way for more people to ingest them by cranking out new flavors or creeping their way into harmless things like beer…and soda. Pepsi’s been a passenger on the Peeps stunt train before when they collaborated on a marshmallow-flavored version of the soft drink together back in 2021, but it was only available as a sweepstakes prize. But this year, the soda–that should’ve been named PEEPSI but the marketing execs gave up after they couldn’t get putrid Pepsi Milk to take off even with an assist from Lindsay Lohan–will hit the sales shelves, so people who love to drink beverages that taste like a damn headache can rejoice.

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Peeps Introduced A Whole Bunch Of New Flavors

February 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Peeps are right up there with generic jelly beans, black licorice (don’t @ me), Hydrox cookies, and the wrong kind of candy corn on the list of the World’s Most Useless Candies. It’s no wonder they’ve spent the last decade or so trying to reinvent themselves. And yes, I do ardently believe Peeps to be sentient creatures in control of their own destinies. It’s hard out there for holiday specific candy, that’s probably why we’ve seen Peeps flavored beer, Peeps flavored Oreos, and Peeps flavored milk. Sadly, what the Peeps don’t seem to realize is that nobody actually likes Peeps flavor, which can accurately be described as Sweet-N-Stale.

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