Category: Paris Hilton
Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton’s Bodyguard Chasing Her Around Coachella
Coachella 2022 is officially over. A total bummer for influencers, wannabes, 24-hour party people, and Vanessa Hudgens. Oh, and *the* OG “famous for being famous” pioneer. No, not Zsa Zsa Gabor, she’s dead! Not Angelyne, either. I’m talking about Paris Hilton. Last weekend the 40-year-old hit up the music festival with her new husband, Carter Rheum. Soon, TikTok footage of Paris dancing around the desert went viral, mainly due to her very serious-looking bodyguard. Obviously, the poor guy had to follow Paris’ every move, and, at one point, her frolicking got so fast, that he was forced to break into a jog. I hope Paris bought him a $30 water bottle. Continue reading
Paris Hilton And Jimmy Fallon Showed Off Their Sad Ape NFTs To Crickets On “The Tonight Show”
Everybody loves to complain that they don’t understand the appeal of owning an NFT and would like someone to explain it to them like they’re five until someone actually comes around and does just that and it still doesn’t make any sense. That’s what happened during a mind-numbingly sedate interview with Paris Hilton on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. Even though 5-year-olds love clowns and girls in sparkly dresses, Jimmy Fallon and Paris were the wrong choices to extol the virtues of the virtual by showing off their own Bored Ape NFTs with all the enthusiasm of a couple of strangers trying to work out a Spot The Difference puzzle while waiting for the dentist. The segment left me with more questions than answers, the most urgent being “are they OK? Is there a carbon monoxide leak in the building?”
Paris Hilton’s Netflix Show “Cooking With Paris” Has Been Canceled After One Season
Cooking With Paris is (or should I say WAS) the Netflix original series starring Paris Hilton where she cooked with her celebrity friends like Kim Kardashian, Saweetie, Demi Lovato, and more. Its first six episodes premiered last August. Coking With Paris is something else entirely. But her show is now canceled so hopefully, you enjoyed those six episodes since you’re never getting any others. Coking With Paris, you may get to see again one day, who knows.
Paris Hilton’s New Husband, Carter Reum, Has A 9-Year-Old Child Who He’s Only Met Once
40-year-old Paris Hilton just got married to 40-year-old rich dude, Carter Reum. And guess what? No, they didn’t break up already. They actually made it through their three-day wedding party last weekend and it’ll all be on her Peacock reality show, Paris In Love. But Page Six has discovered that Carter has a secret daughter. But this child was actually only a secret to us because all the spokespeople are saying the “people who this story matters to” already knew. Well, maybe loop in his actual daughter to that list, because sources claim once the 9-year-old girl–who Carter has seen once–saw press about him marrying some famous woman and “starting” a family, she felt some type of way. The Deadbeat Dads Club really does get bigger each year.
There’s More Speculation That Emma Roberts And Garrett Hedlund Are Done
Emma Roberts and Garrett Hedlund have been together since early 2019, and in December 2020, she gave birth to their first child, Rhodes Robert Hedlund. Last month, The Daily Mail said that the last time Emma and Garrett were photographed together was at an Oscars party on April 25th. Also, the two stopped following each other on Instagram. Okay well that all but confirms it, really. Although a wrench gets thrown into things when you realize that a little over three months ago, E! News was reporting that Emma and Garret went through a “rough patch” while she was pregnant, but that they were stronger than ever since becoming new parents. That brings us to last night where Emma showed up to Paris Hilton’s tacky three-day wedding extravaganza without Garrett. Instead, she brought Cade Hudson, who definitely isn’t her boyfriend because he’s gay so all celebrity gossip tabloids can immediately delete anything with a headline that reads something like: “It’s a Match Cade in Heaven!” But she didn’t go with Garrett so some are thinking that they’re done.
Paris Hilton Got Married To Carter Reum
As if people who go to war don’t experience enough trauma, now they share their day of honor with Paris Hilton who yesterday, on Veteran’s Day, entered into her first marriage with venture capitalist, Carter Reum. Day one of Paris’ three-day wedding kicked off with celebrities descending on Paris’ late grandfather’s Bel-Air estate to watch Paris walk down the aisle while Care Bears dressed as unicorns held her train and blew cotton candy-scented bubbles. I’m kidding, but I’m just guessing from her NFT collection and Instagram page what her taste profile is like.