Category: Paris Hilton
Ashley Benson And Brandon Davis Have Been A Thing For A Few Months
E! Online reports that Ashley Benson and Brandon Davis are dating, and a source claims they’re “really into each other.” Brandon Davis… Brandon Davis… why does that name ring a bell? WAIT. Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis? Paris Hilton’s scumbag sidekick from the mid-2000s? Brother to Jason Davis (RIP)? The billionaire oil heir who proudly informed the paps that Lindsay Lohan was a firecrotch who came freckles?! Ashley Benson’s friends, assemble! Your girl is in dire straits.
Paris Hilton Announced That She And Carter Reum Welcomed A Baby
When Kathy Hilton said too much about Paris Hilton’s difficult fertility journey back in November, Paris quickly grabbed the mic from her simpleminded mom and clarified that she and her husband, Carter Reum, both 41, planned to enjoy their first year of marriage before cooking up one of their IVF embryos in 2023. And here we are! 2023 has only barely kicked in the door (although this January feels like it’s never going to end), and just like she promised, Paris and Carter have a new baby, and it’s a boy!
A Britney Spears Collab With Beyoncé Fell Through And She Denies Being At A Birthday Party With Paris Hilton
Britney Spears must be happier than a pig in shit, y’all, because it seems like everyone has her name in their mouth or wants to appear as a main character in her hypothetical redemption story. But she’s Britney, bitch, and if it doesn’t involve staring into souls while dancing or modeling the same outfit repetitively on Instagram or duetting with Elton John, she’s not interested. So when Beyoncé recently looked down from her golden elevator to invite Brit Brit to appear in one of her videos, the plan failed without explanation. And in a weirder series of events, Britney says she hasn’t been to a birthday party in years–which adds fuel to yesterday’s #FreeBritney conspiracy theory mess when Paris Hilton was accused of (but vehemently denied) photoshopping Britney into a pic from a birthday party.
Open Post: Hosted By Paris Hilton Denying She Photoshopped Britney Spears Into A Picture From A Birthday Party
Lynne Spears’ slappin’ hand must’ve been mysteriously tingling in yearning over the weekend when an alive and well Britney Spears partied alongside Paris Hilton again. Britney has pretty much only been manifesting as a confrontational, twirling living-room nymph these days–and only on Instagram and not really in public–so when a snap of her out at a birthday party made it to Paris’ Insta a few days ago, many #FreeBritney conSpearacy theorists accused Paris of photoshopping Britney into the picture due to something looking “off.” But, Paris attempted to put the speculation to rest and blamed it on an app someone used to make it look less blurry.
Paris Hilton Denies Her Mother Kathy’s Claims She’s Struggling To Conceive A Child
If you’re anything like me you’ve spent some of your dumb-down time watching the past season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, where we were treated to ga-jillionaire Kathy Hilton throwing shade (and alleged tantrums) while looking 100% unbothered. She has no filter and gives zero fucks how anyone takes it. And speaking of taking it, former infrared ingenue Paris Hilton is not pleased with her mother’s loose lips after Kathy claimed Paris and her deadbeat dad husband Carter Reum are experiencing challenges conceiving a child. In response, Paris is admitting she has no idea what Kathy is talking about. Oh, Kathy. At it again!
Paris Hilton Guested On Meghan Markle’s Podcast, And Meghan Said She Quit “Deal Or No Deal” Because It Made Her Feel Like A Bimbo
Meghan Markle’s podcast, Archetypes, is all about… archetypes! The dictionary says an archetype is “a very typical example of a certain person or thing,” and Meghan’s podcast dives into the tropes and labels used to pigeonhole women. Now, I ain’t no English major, but that sorta feels more like a “stereotype,” non? Unfortunately, Meghan and Prince Harry’s company is called Archewell, not Stereowell. And their son’s name is Archie, not Stereoie. So Archetypes it is! On this week’s episode, the archetype was “bimbo”, and the guest was one of the biggest bimbos of all time. No, not Angelyne (I wish). It was Paris Hilton!