Paris Hilton is giving her recent ex-fiancé–and I mean recent, they broke up a minute ago yesterday –the ole’ run around. Remember when her fiancé, Chris Zylka, whose reported net worth $4 million according to the always-correct internet, bought her an engagement ring worth $2 million? We all figured that Paris was the one who footed that bill, but for some reason these two pitched the storyline that he was the one who bought it. Welp, now they’re still trying to convince us side-eyers that he bought the ring. I’ll give you guys points for dedication, I guess.
Paris Hilton has called off her engagement to her fiancé of ten months Chris Zylka, aka Tom from The Leftovers. Or as he’ll be known from here on out, aka one of Paris’ leftovers.
A source tells UsWeekly that 37-year-old Paris and 33-year-old Chris won’t be getting married after all. Paris and Chris got together almost two years ago. In January, he proposed to her with a $2 million pear-shaped diamond engagement ring during a ski vacation. Then, being the low-key and down-to-earth soul that she is, Paris reportedly hired security to make sure nobody stole her ring.
Pour one out for Paris Hilton because she’s pushed back her wedding to Chris Zylka (the dress handler on the right) I guess this doesn’t mean for sure that they’re breaking up, but lets be real: it suggests it.
Because Parasite Hilton got a lot of attention (read: posts from TMZ and this damn site) for spitting out Lindsay Lohan’s name again and again, she’s back at it. While walking through LAX (which is one of Paris Hilton’s few professional skills. alongside speaking in fake falsetto and achieving success with only four combined brain cells) TMZ asked her and fiancé Chris Zylka more about what they thought about Lindsay’s reality show. First they laughed off the question about watching the show, saying they were “too busy…we’re working!” Yeah, Chris you better work hard if you want to pay back your Sugar Mama for that ring she bought herself. Once pressed for any advice which they could give Lindsay before her big show, Chris gave this actually-useful piece of wisdom: “Stop.”
MTV released the first teaser trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming reality series, Lohan Beach Club. I can’t believe all those people in the background, reading their phones and acting like they don’t care about the reality TV history being made around them.
When you think of effortless, untouched beauty I know that nobody thinks of Paris Hilton. She comes more to mind thinking of underserved success and a deep lack of maturity. But Paris is here to make it clear: she is all-natural.