Open Post: Hosted By Some Head-Banging Horses

Michael K e-mailed the link to this video to me with the subject heading of “Metro Station in concert.” Rude and incorrect. Trace Cyrus could never rock out like this. Look at these horsies thrash! It looks like these dudes in the car just rolled up and let them freestyle to the music. Metal is going to make a serious comeback, and it’s going to be due to these equine Pantera stans. The animal kingdom is so ahead of these things.

Why can’t I ever make stuff like this work? Recently, I myself pulled up beside a cow pasture, rolled down the window, and started blaring “Glass & Patron” by FKA twigs. Not one of those lazy heifers started duck-walking or death-droppng. Horses are obviously a lot less uptight than bovines.

Check out horses ready for Heavy Metal Parking Lot below (via Mashable).