Category: Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Says Only The Worst Lovers Watch Porn

January 22, 2019 / Posted by:

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since I saw Scarlet Takes A Tumble for the first time. Because finding out that Pamela Anderson is a porn prude is almost as devastating as discovering Ronald McDonald hates hamburgers. Alas, it’s true. Pam isn’t here for porn or (GASP) video games because she believes they are turning all the men into mindless zombies.

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Pamela Anderson Isn’t A Supporter Of #MeToo

November 5, 2018 / Posted by:

So far this year, we know Pamela Anderson hates threesomes and pre-engagement rings but does love Julian Assange. For reasons I still can’t figure out, Pam was interviewed recently for the Australian version of 60 Minutes. As you can guess, she used a bulk of it to stan for her boo Julian and compel the Australian Prime Minister to essentially overlook Julian’s legal matters and let him come back to the homeland. She also decided to wade into the #MeToo waters to cluck her tongue in disapproval —  because that has worked out so well for every other critic.

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Pamela Anderson Dumped Her French Footballer Boyfriend After He Gave Her A Pre-Engagement Ring

September 9, 2018 / Posted by:

In the tower of his fancy London political asylum cell, Julian Assange is celebrating like a giddy boy today with the news that Pamela Anderson has dumped her World Cup winning French soccer star boyfriend Adil Rami after he reportedly gave her a Cartier pre-engagemnt ring. Pamela, who customarily likes her men a bit more skinny and dirt baggy, has apparently had enough of Adil’s healthy soccer player glow and has kicked him to the curb after about a year of living together.  Continue reading

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Don’t Invite Pamela Anderson To A Threesome

July 26, 2018 / Posted by:

While you can expect her at your neighborhood vegan café or Julian Assange’s anywhere, you will never find one Miss Pamela Anderson joyously playing slap and tickle with two other souls in the bedroom. Pam may have done a lot in her years, but one thing she says she is not a fan of is the art of the menage a trois. What a Baywatch prude! Continue reading

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Pamela Anderson Has Penned A Letter To Kanye West Asking Him To Support Julian Assange

May 11, 2018 / Posted by:

“Help me Kanye, you’re my only hope” – Pamela Anderson Hologram, 2018

That’s the chilling message Pam wants Kanye West to receive in a letter she penned to America’s newest champion of free speech. On her Pamela Anderson Foundation website (dedicated to all things PETA, poetry and “Challenging communities- and Politics world wide–in a provocative way”), Pam posted a letter to Kanye asking him for a show of public support for her BFF Julian Assange who’s still posted up at the Ecuador Embassy Suites in London.

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Tommy Lee Got Clocked In The Face By His Son

March 7, 2018 / Posted by:

Tommy Lee hasn’t had a good shakeup since he got stuck upside down on that roller coaster. For a man who is the living embodiment of “yeesh”, he’s kept his nose fairly clean lately. Sadly, his clean nose days are officially over because he recently had his face bloodied by his own son Brandon Lee after the two allegedly got into an argument over a tweet Tommy tweeted criticizing Brandon’s mom Pamela Anderson, according to TMZ.

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