Category: Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson Tells TMZ She’s Afraid Julian Assange Could Be Assassinated

May 8, 2019 / Posted by:

Since WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange was arrested last month, Pamela Anderson has been beside herself. …I’m assuming, because after the arrest she flipped her lid on social media and had been an outspoken fan of his for quite some time before that.  Well now she’s back again to defend him. Pamela visited Julian in prison and she has something to say about him being sent to the US.

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Pamela Anderson Rushed To Defend Julian Assange After Ecuador Booted Him To The Curb

April 11, 2019 / Posted by:

Denizens at the Ecuadorian embassy in London are probably planning a celebratory luncheon today, and for once, won’t have to worry about the leftovers disappearing. Any leftover cake can safely go into the office fridge because the world’s most notorious lunch thief, Julian Assange, was evicted today, kicking and screaming as he was arrested by British authorities. And his good friend Pamela Anderson is mad. Big mad.

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Pamela Anderson Says Only The Worst Lovers Watch Porn

January 22, 2019 / Posted by:

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard since I saw Scarlet Takes A Tumble for the first time. Because finding out that Pamela Anderson is a porn prude is almost as devastating as discovering Ronald McDonald hates hamburgers. Alas, it’s true. Pam isn’t here for porn or (GASP) video games because she believes they are turning all the men into mindless zombies.

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Pamela Anderson Isn’t A Supporter Of #MeToo

November 5, 2018 / Posted by:

So far this year, we know Pamela Anderson hates threesomes and pre-engagement rings but does love Julian Assange. For reasons I still can’t figure out, Pam was interviewed recently for the Australian version of 60 Minutes. As you can guess, she used a bulk of it to stan for her boo Julian and compel the Australian Prime Minister to essentially overlook Julian’s legal matters and let him come back to the homeland. She also decided to wade into the #MeToo waters to cluck her tongue in disapproval —  because that has worked out so well for every other critic.

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Pamela Anderson Dumped Her French Footballer Boyfriend After He Gave Her A Pre-Engagement Ring

September 9, 2018 / Posted by:

In the tower of his fancy London political asylum cell, Julian Assange is celebrating like a giddy boy today with the news that Pamela Anderson has dumped her World Cup winning French soccer star boyfriend Adil Rami after he reportedly gave her a Cartier pre-engagemnt ring. Pamela, who customarily likes her men a bit more skinny and dirt baggy, has apparently had enough of Adil’s healthy soccer player glow and has kicked him to the curb after about a year of living together.  Continue reading


Don’t Invite Pamela Anderson To A Threesome

July 26, 2018 / Posted by:

While you can expect her at your neighborhood vegan café or Julian Assange’s anywhere, you will never find one Miss Pamela Anderson joyously playing slap and tickle with two other souls in the bedroom. Pam may have done a lot in her years, but one thing she says she is not a fan of is the art of the menage a trois. What a Baywatch prude! Continue reading


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