Category: Paging Chris Hansen
More Women Have Accused Chris D’Elia Of Flashing Them And He, Of Course, Denies It All
In June, many wondered if Netflix’s You was actually a docu-series when 40-year-old Chris D’Elia, who “played” a child-touching stand-up comedian, was accused of being a child-preying stand-up comedian, and so many threw, “Err, should we check your basement?” eyes at Penn Badgley. Several accusations came out about how Chris groomed underage girls and stole material from Louis C.K. by showing his dick to someone who definitely didn’t want to see his dick. And now, more women tell CNN that MOMO’s creepy uncle terrorized them with his uninvited dick, and Chris has pretty much accused all of them of lying because he is nothing but a gentleman who only has consensual experiences with women. Cut to even his jack-in-the-box dick side-eyeing that.
Tyrese Dedicated “Let’s Get It On” To His Daughter
I’m thoroughly convinced that Tyrese is parenting from a book titled: How To Make Things Weird With Your Daughter While At The Same Time Causing Everyone Around You To Cringe. Because Tyrese is back at it with another extremely messed-up attempt at “bonding” with his 10-year-old daughter Shayla.
Surprise! Kylie Jenner’s Gross Boyfriend Tyga Is Still Being Gross
I know, what a shocker, right? Gross garbage person is still gross. Okay, so I know you probably just got your gag reflex to finally calm down and end the violent dry heaves you got after watching Tyga’s video for “Stimulated” starring his 18-year-old girlfriend and current reason for relevancy, Kylie Jenner. But you better go grab some Pepto, because Tyga once again did something that will make you feel like you ate some bad clams. (Note: Bad Klams sounds like an all-Kardashian parody of Bad Blood).
While Khloe Kardashian was making the internet feel uncomfortable by reminding everyone that she once got a tattoo that said “Daddy” right above her ass, her little sister’s boyfriend was making people feel uncomfortable in real life. According to TMZ, Tyga performed at something called the First Slice Media Party last night, which is apparently the world’s largest pizza festival. Dear pizza: Are you that hard up for talent that Tyga is the best you could get? You’re pizza – have some respect for yourself. Anyways, Tyga clearly didn’t want any of that pizza to stay inside people’s stomachs for very long, because he uttered the barf-making words “Where all the little girls at?” before performing “Loyal.”
Some people (TMZ) thinks he’s saying “little” and some people think he’s saying “loyal“, but I’ll let you be the judge. Here’s the video of it. The exact moment that Chris Hansen’s pedo sense started tingling happens around the 0:17 mark.
I want to believe that Tyga was trolling people with his gross ways, but I don’t know. He could be saying “loyal” and he could be saying “little.” Although I wouldn’t be surprised if he was legitimately asking if there were any under 18 types in the audience who would be willing to wait on standby for him, because really, it’s only a matter of time before Kris Jenner finds someone less broke for Kim Jr. and has him written out of KUWTK.
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