Category: Ozzy Osbourne

A Bad Manicure Almost Killed Ozzy Osbourne

November 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Considering he has led a life that involved taking a chomp out of a bat and not exactly always being the best-behaved husband to Sharon Osbourne, I figured if Ozzy Osbourne ever died it’d be in some wacko reason – likely caused by Sharon or that bat’s offspring in a quest of Kill Bill revenge. Alas, Ozzy has trucked along for a while, but he did have a life-threatening scare recently – caused by the neighborhood manicurist.

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Sharon Osbourne Says She And Ozzy Only Get Busy On The Holidays

September 25, 2018 / Posted by:

I can’t be sure, but based on Sharon Osbourne’s recent confession about her sex life, I want to believe Ozzy Osbourne is leaning in and asking: “Oi Sharaaaan, I heard it’s National Punctuation Day. So can I comma in your colon tonight or what?

Things appear to be getting back to normal on The Talk after the drama of Julie Chen’s recent exit, and by “normal,” I of course mean diving into the deep end of Sharon’s personal life with her husband.

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Jack Osbourne And His Wife Split Up Three Months After Their Third Kid Was Born

May 19, 2018 / Posted by:

Dirty diapers are a known killer of marriages. Child of celebrity and former reality TV moppet Jack Osbourne, 32, and his wife Lisa, 31, are divorcing. The Blast reports that Lisa filed on Friday and cited “irreconcilable differences” as the reason. At least she was gracious and didn’t just type “in-laws.” Seriously, imagine having to hang out with that family? Sister Kelly Osbourne’s overly mouthy, you can’t understand a word father Ozzy Osbourne says, and family matriarch Sharon Osbourne sent feces to the people she doesn’t like via the US Postal Service. Scratch that. Hanging with Sharon might be fun. She seems feisty.

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Ozzy Osbourne’s Former Mistress Is Suing Kelly Osbourne For Slander

August 3, 2016 / Posted by:

Earlier today I wrote about Michelle Pugh, Ozzy Osbourne’s celebrity hairstylist side piece of four years, talking to People about her recently-ended affair with Ozzy. Michelle said she still dreams about Ozzy, and that he gave her the “greatest love” she’d ever known. Michelle even accepted Ozzy’s decision to leave Michelle and go back to Sharon Osbourne. All in all, it sounded like Michelle had nothing but love in her heart for that old mumbling bat biter. Michelle’s interview was completely devoid of cheater drama. Well, it turns out there is some major drama between Michelle Pugh and an Osbourne, just not the one she was carrying on a 4-year affair with.

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