Category: Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne Says That Calling Sharon Osbourne A Racist Is Like Calling Her A Pedophile
Before subjecting the UK to another national tragedy by moving back to England, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are still kicking it stateside and doing interviews. No, Sharon isn’t introducing the world to a new face. The couple is currently promoting a new Fox Nation docuseries and Ozzy’s new album. Or they would be if they wouldn’t stop talking about Sharon getting the boot from The Talk!
Ozzy Osbourne Says That He And Sharon Are Moving Back to The U.K., Partly Due to Politics And Gun Violence In The U.S.
The U.S. has been a simmering, lukewarm mess for several years now, but when the guy who used to bite the heads off of live bats on stage, attempted to kill his wife while high, and at least once knocked her teeth out during an argument decides that he’s ready to take his wandering balls and say “mama I’m coming home” (to England) because this place is too violent, it might be time for America to take a long, hard look in the mirror. People says that Ozzy Osbourne revealed in a recent interview that he and his wife of 40 years (if you don’t count all of the times they said they were splitting), Sharon Osbourne, plan to permanently move back to their native England in the next few months and that The U.S.’s political climate and frequent mass shootings are part of their reasoning.
“The Talk” Is Taking Another Week Off As They Figure Out What To Do With Sharon Osbourne
And by “figure out what to do,” I mean that producers and executives are researching the strongest earplugs on the market because they’re going to need some to protect their hearing from Sharon Osbourne letting out a high-pitched screech when they fire her.
It’s been about a week-and-a-half since Sharon Osbourne became the Meghan McCain of The Talk, complete with an ensemble courtesy of Nordstrom’s line of clown clothes, when she lost it after her co-hosts, Sheryl Underwood and Elaine Welteroth, questioned her for supporting her friend Piers Morgan as he’s accused of racist harassment. Sharon went into full defensive mode, became the victim, cried at Sheryl to “educate” her, and actually said to Sheryl,” And don’t try and cry because if anyone should be crying, it should be me!” The Talk immediately went on hiatus to “investigate” that mess, and well, I’ve got sad news for the two people who actually watch that show. The Talk is taking another week off to deal with the problem that is Sharon Osbourne.
Ozzy Osbourne Regrets The Affair That Broke Sharon Osbourne’s Heart
As the entire bat community throws a “really, bitch” side-eye at Ozzy Osbourne, he says that one of his biggest regrets in life isn’t giving a bat head in the worst way ever, it’s the time he cheated on Sharon Osbourne. “Um, you’re going to have to be specific,” said the millions of poons that Ozzy’s dick has wandered into behind Sharon’s back. And Ozzy was specific. Ozzy has regrets over fucking around on Sharon in 2016 because it could’ve destroyed their marriage for good.
Sharon Osbourne Wants You To Know That She And Ozzy Still Do It Several Times A Week
71-year-old Ozzy Osbourne and 67-year-old Sharon Osbourne have been married for 38 years, and even though he’s fucked around on her a lot, she told everyone that they still have a healthy fuck life. I guess that’s for everyone who already doesn’t know that seniors fuck! All I can say is, Ozzy and Sharon regularly humping is much, much, much, much, much better than some of the other stuff these two used to get up to.
Sharon And Ozzy Osbourne Talked About The Time He Tried To Kill Her While High On Drugs
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have been together since 1979, and got hitched in ’82. She’s stuck with him through the bat-eating days, the drugs, the booze, physical abuse, cheating, and life-threatening manicures. Ozzie and Harriet, they are not. “Naaawr, we Ozzy and SHAAAROOON!”
Now 67-year-old Sharon is opening up about the time a drugged-out Ozzy tried to strangle her to death. Yikes. Sharon recounted the 1989 incident on the documentary “Biography: Nine Lives of Ozzy Osbourne”, which aired last night on A&E. She says that after she put her three kids to bed, Ozzy calmly approached her and told her she must die.