The pictures of Orlando Bloom’s paddle boarding dick were some of the most newsworthy images of last year, and so during an interview today with the Australian radio show Kyle & Jackie O Show, Katy Perry was asked about them.
Taylor Swift took the attention away from Katy Perry on the day that her album Witness dropped. But Katy managed to steal back a shred of attention from her (now former?) nemesis, and all it took was a conversation about famous dick during the 72-hour livestream of her life.
Usually a good tip from a celebrity customer is something that would earn a server a round of applause from their manager. But in this case, that good celebrity tip got a waitress fired.
I’m starting to think Orlando Bloom shares DNA with The Predator, but instead of hunting by heat vision, his dick points him to famous brunettes. Hot off his “respectful, loving space” from Katy Perry, 40-year-old Orlando Bloom is reportedly getting friendly with 28-year-old Nina Dobrev.
Eight months ago, pap pics of Orlando Bloom paddleboarding his then-girlfriend Katy Perry around Sardinina, Italy with his dick hanging out hit the internet. Orlando’s wiener became such a huge star that it was the guest of honor at his 40th birthday party. As it turns out, Orlando didn’t mean for the world to see his dick. He told Elle UK that he was just as surprised to see it as we were.
On the bright side, we’ll always have those pictures of Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom on vacation in Sardinia with a very special appearance by his dick. On the downside, we still have those nightmare-making pictures of Katy and Orlando dressed up as Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump for Halloween.