Category: Oprah2020

Oprah Fell Down At Her Wellness Tour While Talking About Balance

March 1, 2020 / Posted by:

They say money can’t buy you happiness. Well apparently, money can’t even buy you a sensible pair of shoes to stand in while talking about patchouli oils, crystal healing and whatever else Oprah Winfrey went on about on her North American wellness tour. You had ONE JOB, Oprah! Stand there and let the minions tear themselves apart for simply being in your holy presence.

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Only God Can Make Oprah Run For President

February 28, 2018 / Posted by:

West Coasters, be on the lookout for a team of scientists wheeling a lightning machine up the road to make some fake sky pyrotechnics in the name of G-O-D outside Oprah’s Montecito mansion. Mama O says the only thing that will make her enter the hornet’s nest of presidential politics is if the man (or lady!) upstairs gives her a clear sign. Continue reading

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People Want To Know: Is Oprah2020 Happening Or Not?

January 9, 2018 / Posted by:

I think we can safely blame Trump for this whole Oprah2020 business. If we weren’t so starved for rational, impassioned and coherent rhetoric, we might have been able to simply appreciate Oprah Winfrey’s very good Cecil B. DeMille acceptance speech for what it was. Instead, people got so caught up with the idea of Oprah>Trump that they lost their damn minds.

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